bang - the sjem remix T-Shirt

I decided against the straight one in the end as it seemed like exactly what everyone else would do. But if you disagree feel free to contact your local politician.

I was looking at this and ringing people at the same time to see if they wanted one and you 2 bozozs show up.
I hope you don’t get a free sjem with every tee?

It’s perfect. My local politician doesn’t visit strip clubs so I won’t communicate with him

Oh yes he does, I was with him last night doing deals at Spearmint Rhino

Deals? What kind of deals? $5 off a set of ebony handled salad tongs?

Requests is it??

I request you put my signiture on all your work, and transfer ownership to me…

so this is where the cool people are hangin out… hmm my opinion of this shirt… camera’s shoot but don’t go bang, more like a click, so now I am all confused nods her head like a ditz from side to side this is way too intense for me to understand… although imaging if there were camera’s like this, could make the world a very interesting place to be with the paranoia and all.

This is Hot, but the Tshirt I bought is HOTTER :)

This is Hot, but the Tshirt I bought is HOTTER :)where the cool people are hangin out… {{{{{{{{{{THUD}}}}}}}}}}}} that’s the sound of a thirty 8 wadd cutter slammin into yer CHEST …....try to breath it won’t be long now….................cough splutter sgettin dark yo dark ta seeee …...... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN ON…..................Whippety KRACK!!!

Thats only because your wearing it Ms Leopold, this one’s gonna cover a weedy ‘6 foot frame.

Kathleen, you are correct in your assumptions, I think I was trying to be ironic, the original was a statement against photographers being considered terrorists, or worse, perverts.

I agree Belinda, but sjem is a contrary fucker.

Stringer, you’re a marvellous fellow, clearly my kind of chap, I haven’t a clue what you’re talking about but I’m sure I agree. I have enjoyed the tee you are wearing in your portrait immensely. Mentalist. And yes, Whippety Krack, quite. Yes.

Will you look like this in it sjem?

Actually I meant this

to stringer, who the fuck are YOU anyway…. Luncan, thanks for your beautiful thoughts that add to the sentiment I carry that there is revolution afoot. and your comment on ascending is refreshing ta. the difference there is that I aint a photographer, just a tripper (ummm artist).

i’m all for it, lucan. the meet-up/love-in/kiss kiss thing sort of makes me sick. just as long as i get concussion from being hit by you bastards.

I’ll bring a handy length of lead piping. Worked on the nanny. I hear they’re still getting the bits of brain out of the gold trim on the curtains.

nice work lucan/sjem – this one should have “right” flying out of the barrel…

lucan, can I clarify with you, do you agree with that dude and his psudo assassination attempt on my profile… ??? I just wanted to connect about the freakin shirt… hmm this will be something I meditate on this evening (she says, getting into some battle armour)... yeah I know, took me a while to figure out what that creature was eluding to… well, don’t know you or your buddies, but I get a certain vibe here that I am certainly looking into a little more… haunting like!!!

Brilliant. I never saw the original, but this works a treat!!

don’t listen to him folks. he’s having you on. it’s a late-model kazakhstani hair-drier.

talent, my arse.

Actually Lucan, I’d look something like this :

looks like your type-four nipple clamps have slipped a little, dr sjem.

I’m back

Good bloody show.

Saw “this”.http://gonzo.uni-weimar.de/~cnta2451/Aimat.html on a cyber wonder and it rang a bell.

PS: AQ you do make me larf!

Oh bugger.
try this

That’s crazy. I should make more of my designs tangible. Cheers.

cool link xander. I’m always astounded at photo language-and now it matches a little better!

Yes It looks like fun. I particularly like the direct implication that portraits and self-portraits turn into “assassination” and “suicide” shots respectively.

I’ve ordered one in grey. Now remove this tee forever, no-one else can have one like mine you hear !

ITS MINE ! ALL MINE ! MWAHAHAHA MWAHHAHAHA HA – COUGH COUGH – HA HA – COUGH – HA … ha … eh ?

No, I’ll just put the price up.

Oh … ok.

Stop or I’ll shoot, eh?

the photo makes it look so cool, my dad would love this!

You guys are a marriage made in heaven…oh…i promised myself i wouldn’t cry (sob, swoon, hammy overacting, ‘thanks to jesus and my mum for the Oscar’ etc).

You see what wonderful things can happen when one person has the guts to tell another that his work sucks (when it doesn’t)? We can all learn something from you blokes. I’m gonna go right out and tell the bald guy walking the pitbull outside my house I don’t like his tattoos! I just know he’ll thank me for the beautiful works of art that he replaces them with!

I’m going outside…i may be some time…

I am now the proud owner of one of these collaboration T Shirts
I love the way sjem added his own personal touch to the fabric and the fit,
That and the ability to tell Lucan what to do.
hee hee
But seriosly
It’s really good.

I’m taking a photo and posting it.

my man liked it.
got it for him last week.

Wonderful Work!

i agree with sjem. you are a fuckin legend

Cool.

“CLICK”

From Gizmodo

Isn’t it though ?

Your design pre-dates it though. You’ve been copied.

Need a lawyer so you can over-react about it unnecessarily ? Perhaps you should have a rant in a JE about it.

Nice work.

amazing piece of art!... and the message here is so thought provoking… a gun will end things instantly… and yet a camera will preserve forever… a deep message hidden in an oxymoron… you are a genius!

He he, you are so right badart… and in todays competitive world it’s the perfect solution, another great two-in-one time and space saving device. Ingenius!