Lucan Industries (© misterkhan 1995)

“I think they are sub average b-movie sci-fi at best.” Well yeah, even fans would acknowledge that. I think that was the very deliberate intention of George Lucas. But I wouldn’t even call them sci-fi. More like cowboys in space.

Anyway, I’m not culturally aware enough to make a parody shirt of any kind. I’m at least two meme generations behind the rest of the internet.

lol

here here
^{now about the donkey}

I don`t know much, but I do know I`m fresh out of inspiration/ideas.. so I`m reverting to drawing things I liked as a teenager.

Stand by for wave of cock and balls T`s.

Actually.. I`ve always liked Star Wars.. again something from my childhood that I just can`t escape. So seeing as the inspiration well is a little dry, I`m going to mix those 2 ideas together..

Stand by for wave of Star Wars Paroddies with cocks and balls all over them.

Wookie fuckers.

Hmph!
This from the man who cornered the market in dry tasteless humour and total disrespect for people who just want to try.
You my dead friend are a snob.
(You are my friend aren’t you?)

Films? I thought Star Wars was just a headline in Who Weekly.

Lucan, for once I agree with you. As clever as some of these tshirts are, I just find them to be lazy and blatant attempts to cash in on copyrighted material under the thin veil of parody.

You’ll never see any movie parody shirts from me. I’d feel too dirty afterwards.

A really poinless, surreal and hilarious Naj comment would be good about now.

Hey hang on, I don’t ‘disrespect people who just want to try’ I just ‘disrespect people’.
Including myself, my wife and children and most definitely my parents.

Ahhh,,, I hit a nerve.
Let’s see if I can help?
How long have you wanted to sleep with your Mother and why do you think Daddy didn’t let you ride the pony?

Damn.. I would if I had of read that.. Instead of just running off giggling like I did.

But I did do this.. I can it the Trinity..
Darth vader head, Yoda & luke testies (surprised by just how much like a testie yoda looks), and optional force lightning viens..

I`ve outdone myself.

I always thought Yoda looked like my left testicle

More sunsets and kittens!
btw..i do agree.

I was going to add wookie style pubic hair, but that would have pushed the boundries of good taste.

who are you, I’m a figment of my imagination.

_ where have you been,_ On checking my passport – no where.

and do you take American Express? I prefer Diners Card as I like to eat.

Change your name to ‘Lucas Industries’.

‘A left testicle I am, yes’

I love all half-decent sci-fi and beyond but I’m not obsessed and I can say that while Jar Jar Binks is a despicable cunt they did a very nice job of that last movie. I recognize is for what it is, well worth a watch. (To me anyway) Coolest fucking robot I ever saw that General Grievous.

I would happily double the amount of Star Wars stuff on sale to get rid of the billions of photos of flowers and stupid landscapes (the mediocre ones anyway) which I feel is a much more widespread problem.
Still, you’re wondering why are we seeing so much of it now particularly? Maybe there was a trigger in the media telling people to think about Star Wars.
Michael Jackson looked a bit like Darth Vader, moreso with his helmet off, maybe that was it.

I always ask the question: How new is the idea?
If the Star Wars parody presents us with a new way of thinking about the world, then perhaps it has social value. If not, then perhaps it is no more social benefit than a big mac in the hands of an obese child. Unfortunately I am just as guilty of sucking up to the Man as anyone, and hence a lack of true inspiration, ideas and sales is the result!

Totally agree with the movies being abit shoddy.

I think the ultimate goal of doing a parody is to get sued and thereby become well known. The product itself might merely be the bait to get the giant goitre of Lucas to pulsate in your direction.

Well the only parody shirt I ever got a C&D for was one line of Arial which read “I am the Stig”.

Piss poor really.

I delight in the parody, given that I have never claimed to have any talent, nor ideas of my own, I’m only here to play with the popular kids.

Like this:

Each to their own I think.
I enjoyed the first Star Wars, but that was back in the day, didn’t care much for the follow ups.

I heard you were flogging Star War Parody Tees
here is mine

Upon my summoning to the journal, I had planned on making a “A really poin(t)less, surreal and hilarious Naj comment” (Danny, your spelling is still like a billy cart derby with Arnie weights and no hay to crash into). But after that assumption, I will say, I have never to this day, in my 25 years of fucking around on this fucked up piece of dirt, ever, nor will I ever, have seen a star wars film, nor do I give a shit about star wars or associated memorabilia (I’m so mad, I haven’t even capitalised “star wars” as a proper noun, because I believe it to all be shite) and as much as I love you cunts to bits and pieces, you can all go get fucked.

Snog Snog

najeroux

Oooh, I just covered the entirety of the tags in one comment. Suck on that you pregnant grandmas with noodles for dresses! Your ink is nothing to my tissues of doom from Venezuela.

najeroux

i too have never watched a single star wars film. yep, not even one.

I’ve seen them all 17 times and it hasn’t even hurt me a bit.
I can even tell the difference when people put the first 3 last and the last 3 first.
I didn’t want to be a Wookie when I grew up.
I am a Wookie.

beeep, beeeep
I’m actually quite certain I saw R2D2 used as a sex toy in a weird Northern European Porn movie once.
And I lied, I was never a Star Wars fan (sorry Scott) I loved Tron and don’t get me started on Lord of the Rings.
How good is Peter Jackson?

Oh and by the way, I have decided that spelling is just a state of mind. That goes for punctuation and grammar. Thanks to busted wrists , this shitting keyboard and how it’s placed on my desk I may even start writing in text.

It will never take away the fact that Fight Club had Brad Pitt in it.

or twelve monkeys or se7en
Admit it, some of your favourite movies have a bona fide girly loving superstar in them.
That must kill you, you movie snob.

I though Cnut was a clothing label? Man, you’ve sold out.

Yippee

Sunsets are ok in my opinion, same for flowers, cashing in on shite initial ideas is irritating, but really fractals piss me off more. Oh, and crap that people use MS paint to make or edit.

“I’m afraid the donkey has gone the way of Miss Sandra Rivett, can’t keep the same one around too long. People ask questions.
Although not as many questions as they do when they find a dead nanny in a sack.”

Mr Lucan, I think it has been discussed in previous forums that you are an utter bastard and should you ever wish to refer to me as disposable as a donkey or try place my person in a sack again, I will have you tied up and forced to view the movies under discussion here, until your eyeballs bleed. You forget that whilst the police can’t find you, I’m dead and therefore omnipresent. Dead Nannies in sacks can present a rather terrible little pickle when their corpses reanimate and walk the earth. Tsk Tsk. I have nothing further to contribute to the matter.

The authorised biography of R.J Bingham 7th Earl of Lucan Part Two

Lucan having a had a taste for gambling that developed into an addiction took to the night clubs and fell foul of the gangster types that were dominating Britain at the time such as the Cray brothers. 1
His gambling debt and the discovery that his wife was as crazy as his colleagues in the House led Lucan to revaluated his life. 2
Strikingly handsome in a way most men weren’t in 60s Britain, Lucan took a turn down a path that would change his life forever.
Sandra Rivett, the Lucan’s children’s nanny was the instigator of this and introduced Lucan into the dark arts and witchcraft that were also extremely popular in England at the time. 3
She had convinced Lucan to conspire with her to kill his wife and claim her life insurance policy. 4
Their biggest mistake was to make it look like the already certifiable Lady Lucan had beat herself to death by repeatedly bludgeoning her own skull.
Things took a more dramatic turn when Sandra Rivett arrived in her street clothes rather than her nanny uniform for the couples escape. Lucan mistaking the nanny for his wife beat her across the head, realising his mistake but seeing the blood Lucan fell into a blood lust frenzy that took over his very soul and he continued until the Rivett was unrecognisable. Lucan’s wife then came in saw the remains of Rivett and ran out of the house screaming to the Police via the local pub. 5
Lucan fled the scene and was never seen by the general public again.
But what happened next?

1. Guess which one of us enjoyed prison more? – Reggie Cray (blowjob Press 1980)
2. Sheer speculation (Sun any day of the week 2009)
3. I was a English warlock HRH Prince Charles( Palace Press 1985)
4. Local records (;look it up yourself if you don’t believe me)
5. I am the Barkeep and other tales Various (bullshit books 1200)

Can you show me a Star Wars parody tee that makes me think about the world in a new wholesome way?

No. My point exactly.

As for Sci-Fi, the génre began and ended with 2001 A space odyssey: what else can be found in space beyond infinity?

Still waiting to see the T shirt that has Yoda slammin’ it to Jar Jar Binks…

I see, can you show me an example of what you’re talking about?

Doing that again eh?

Show me the worst infraction you’ve seen of the star wars thing

writing is not getting any better because a; i’m not doing any, and b; they haven’t added another letter to the alphabet for years.

personally i much prefered flash gordon to starwars as a child.

but unfortunately, flash gordon is so good, it’s simply not possible to parody.

Flesh Gordon … oh shit – how did I know that????

Its not all bad, and it does so not all reek of a cash-in desire. I don’t know anybody who’s on RB for the money.
This frexample is cool.

It is to me and as a man and outsider sometime star wars fan I reckon my opinion’s as good as any. Surely someone who’s against star wars will always dislike anything to do with it.

‘Surely someone who’s against star wars will always dislike anything to do with it.’

I’m fond of Star Wars, but don’t like the parody shirts. Two separate things really. And my disdain isn’t restricted to just the Star Wars shirts. The Joker ‘Want to see a magic trick’ pencil shirts, the endless Obama ‘Change’ mutations. If it isn’t being done for financial gain or popularity, what’s their intention?

It is fun,
I’d still love to know what caused it. Maybe we should tell LucasArts, little George wouldn’t be long putting a stop to it.

I’m just happy Scott’s penis made a return (that doesn’t sound right?)

Apparently..A pink Darth Vader is against the terms and conditions of Photobucket.

Did Scott’s penis make a return or a U turn?