23rd Century Human Anatomy

Artist: Lucan Industries Unlimited
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23rd Century Human Anatomy

You’ll see from the graphic that I’m generally implying the sorry fact that in the future our neurons will be so filled with war, hatred, dis-ease, fear, greed, vanity, and vapid, banal nonsense that our super skinny bodies will have one short arm to hold our brain-tumour inducing mobiles up to our rotten Apple infested heads, while our eyes bleed having never spent one second away from a flickering screen, our chest cavities will be stuffed with money since interest rates have plummeted so low that keeping cash in a bank devalues it, all the while wielding a shotgun to protect ourselves from everyone else who are all exactly like us.

It looks like this in my head when I close my eyes at night.

Danny, about 1 year ago

This is nice John
LostBoy1, about 1 year ago

Holy shit i like this!!!

um…i mean…pft `salright i guess…
LostBoy1, about 1 year ago

stay out of my head Lucan!
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

‘Nice’? Is that the only adjective you could summon up for me Daniel? I’m genuinely hurt.

Thank you LostBoy1, but your head is cozy, and full of penguins and toy guns, I would be a damn fool to leave.
davecurtain, about 1 year ago

love the monkeys
sjem, about 1 year ago

This world we live in is clearly depressing you Lucan and yet you need to be in it because in your horror is beaty. Keep it up ol’chap.

I reckon there are about ten potential t-shirts all bundled into this one, I’d like to see them all.
Danny, about 1 year ago

What can I say.
Sometimes the most simple of words convey the deepest sentiments
As Frederick Nietzsche’s publisher said ” This book is incomprehensible shit, but this Superman guy would make a great comic”
It’s all in the delivery.
Scott Robinson, about 1 year ago

Ahhh..Now thats a damn fine design!!

Busy, full of freaky imagery, an all to real representation of the modern world…

A bow from you is appropriate…..
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

Cheers Scott, if you look closely there is actually a nod to your good self and your entry within this, you can’t really see it at this size, looks a lot better when it’s as big as a house, you really lose the image of a bullethole ridden Miss Hilton climbing from a barcode cage, and Goya’s Dream of Reason, and the slave tattoo, and most of it actually.
Scott Robinson, about 1 year ago

Damn, this needs full size clarity…I feel the need to swim through the details…
Delete me really, about 1 year ago

Very impressed by your website. I have a large shed.
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

Very impressed by the size of your shed.
Danny, about 1 year ago

Have you thought of releasing this on board or canvas or whatever. Scott did and it bought out all the detail.
Could open a whole new area for you sir.
No matter what the background to the Norma print is, it would be very popular as a wall hanging.
Just a thought.
Here’s another
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Thank you
sjem, about 1 year ago

I third the motion.

Or if you are reluctant to violate your t-shirt only portfolio email a high res copy to those who want to see details …
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago

my strangled copper wire dialup is so shit it won’t even let me see your fucking tee-shirt, but judging by the amount of appreciation juice (most of it semen, by the smell of things) flying about the place, i’ll chuck my tuppence worth in and say ‘smashing’, just to seem on side.

can you fucking beleive that someone nicked the ‘army of the avant-guard’ you gave me. it gave me a temperature. can i have another one?

i’ll write you a proper letter when i get a moment. but fill you in all the same, whilst i’m connected to the world. sonia the ‘sex-accountant’ took me to the cinema to see ‘transformers’. i thought i was living in a teenage wet dream till the film actually started. now she is claiming ‘love’ but she still won’t let me touch her. she tells me about her tattoos, and how the walls of her bedroom are painted pink, and there are teddy bears everywhere. reckons she’s got polish blood. is that normal?

tonight i am seeing marina. marina is the sort of girl who should be a model, except her daddy is too rich, so she is studying economics and marketing instead. i can think of fewer people i’d rather look at whilst drinking tea.

next week i’m going to munich for a sinful faustian holiday with maneesha. stopping off in bratislava to try and get a drving license, and then heading down to unspoilt croatia to do an enormous dmt trip, and frankly, to spoil it.

can’t find a flat. no one wants to live with me. can’t say i blame them. granny shit farm is still a laugh, but nothing lasts forever.

feliks is in ukraine. natalia tried to burn my passport before she left. yuriy saved it. she is the ultimate ex wife. i am so proud.

did you ever get notmarried, or are you still living under the shade of immigration law? if so, how’s the notwife? any kids yet? can i be the godfather?

i love you.
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago

shit, i forgot. do i owe you any money?
Danny, about 1 year ago

hmmmm..
something’s not right.
Hand me the phone Watson.
LostBoy1, about 1 year ago

Ummm…yeah i fourth the notion, especialy if your picking on my girl Paris…
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

You don’t owe me any money Mister Khan, but as you seem to have forgotten, we’ll round it to 300 Euros. Other than that I have no idea what you are talking about, as usual, except that you seem to have mistaken my comment section for your diary. Or everyone’s stopped reading your short stories so you came over and managed to trick people into reading them here.

Something isn’t right Daniel, and it’s about to get even less right, I’ve finished my 100%DannyNolan entry, and it’s terrible because I’m not a writer. Will post shortly, but first I need to build up the hype.

You LostBoy1, as always, have a lot to answer for, however I want you to draw some pictures on a napkin or something, to illustrate my 100%dn story, as and when I post it.
thickblackoutline, about 1 year ago

exactly!
SiegeOfAntioch, about 1 year ago

this is cool top man. and youre all really weird dudes
Alan Reading, about 1 year ago

Dude that’s not half bad.

Ummm…
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

Ummm what?
I’m all for the hijacking of other people’s threads, but I like there to be a connection. I believe this belongs in your portfolio Mr Reading.
rasatouche, about 1 year ago

I seriously Dig this Tee. /digs it, digs it good (in a damn that’s an awesome design love the blood going though it way)
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

Thanks Rasatouche, I’m equally digging your crazy 80s colours.
Jessica Tremp, about 1 year ago

Lucan, you have one wicked mind, that’s for sure, love it
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

Why thank you Jessica.
ohbenbridges, about 1 year ago

Hey i <3>
Andrew Askedall, about 1 year ago

Great work.
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago

Ohbenbridges, I’m not sure what you were asking, I hope it was positive, but it looks like you fell asleep while typing. I’ll thank you all the same, just to be sure.
Danny, about 1 year ago

I came back to have another look and still reckon you should do wall art.
Scott does and it brings out the detail that you go to pains to achieve then hide in a wrinkle.
SabreToothFairy, about 1 year ago

What a wicked design! I love the convergence of layers and clever use of found images. Great stuff dude! xx
Benjamin Scheurer, about 1 year ago

incredible design!
yabloko4, about 1 year ago

Great work!
Helen Bascom, 11 months ago

Extreme and extraordinary. Great work
humanalien, 10 months ago

LEDGEND DUDE!!
ClintF, 9 months ago

This is an awesome design, love all the different elements of messages that are going on within this piece. You always have the coolest stuff, another job well done:)
Natalie Foss, 8 months ago

oh my god, pure genius. I’ll have to save up to get one of these.
Love your work Lucan!
Chanel2, 6 months ago

I wasn’t joking when I said you were a clever bastard.
Lucan Industri... in reply to Chanel2’s comment, 6 months ago

Your praise isn’t wasted.
Chanel2, 6 months ago

I just wanted to come back to say, I don’t usually swear at people in their comment section, just it was relative to the story e.t.c.
I’m more comfortable telling you that this is really an amazing piece of well constructed art…just wanted to clear that up.
Lucan Industri... in reply to Chanel2’s comment, 6 months ago

Swear away, please, if there is anywhere on the site you can do it without anyone getting all wooly jumpered it’s right here.
sjem, 3 months ago

fuck.
Lucan Industri... in reply to sjem’s comment, 3 months ago

I don’t understand.
sjem, 3 months ago

You told chanel2 in the comment above that swearing was allowed here.

So I did. Swear.
Lucan Industri... in reply to sjem’s comment, 3 months ago

OH. Yes I see. Very clever of you. Well done.
Swearing is allowed here, unfortunately you are not.
sjem, 3 months ago

Really ?

You gonna delete my comments are you ? Huh ? HUH ?

Fuckity fuckity fuck.
Ornament & Crime, 3 months ago

Shit.
MuscularTeeth, 3 months ago

way cool.