I wish I was an Anime Girl

I wish I was an anime girl
With incredibly perky little breasts.
I’d skip and jump and sing as well –
I’d be weirder than all the rest.

I wouldn’t have my worldly cares
About snow or sleet, sunburn or rain,
Running in high heels up flights of stairs
Then running crazy down again.

I’d be pretty in all weather –
Although I’d never wear support
My chest would weigh light as a feather;
My skin stay supple, firm and taut.

Gravity would cease to be
And, of course, I’d never grow
But all the boys would dream of me,
And look for me in Nakano.

The only thing that just might matter
Besides the bizarre and twisted plot:
Ninjas, vampires – that strange blood splatter –
A schoolgirl’s kitten being shot,

Tentacle monsters, hentai sex,
The breaking of the sacred seal
The lack of thought from godlike mechs
Would be the fact I wasn’t real

I wish I was an Anime Girl

Kristy Dennis

Joined December 2007

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Copyright 2005
Poem: Ballad metre

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