Vilest of Vile Things!

It is the vilest of vile things…
this coldness reaching out.
In the midst of darkness it awaits…
Deriving pleasure from my fear no doubt.

Just sits there and taunts my being…
Thrives in the chill of the night.
Causes my body shiver and tremble…
this villain I shudder to fight.

But here I am making my way back there…
Unable to deny this my ever present need.
But boy I hate those slivers of ice left…
On my bootie from that cold, cold toilet seat!

Vilest of Vile Things!

loramae

High Point, United States

Artist's Description

When I am asked the question what do I hate in life…it is usually a liar or a thief…but lately the cold toilet seat has taken first place :O) Hope you find a small amount of humor my torture lol

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