Yobbos are traditionally defined as those members of Australian society that choose to: 1. Drink the cheapest beer available, 2. Drive an old Ford or Holden(Chev) – probably a ute (truck), 3. Wear football shorts that fit 7-10 years ago, 4. Have a large belly due to excessive alcohol consumption (beer gut), 5. Will consume three times the amount of food that a normal human would digest at one sitting, 6. Can confidently discuss Aussie Rules, Rugby League and International Cricket for three days straight without taking a breath, 7. Will finish work, go to the pub, drink 15 “schooners of heavy beer” and drive home; and, 8. Probably have an income over $100 000 per year but just can’t be bothered about anything except cricket, booze and beer.
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googa, 10 months ago
Love it ! lol !
LostBoy1, 10 months ago
did you know us Aussie yobbo types call getting drunk getting “pissed”?
well only the really uncouth ones that call the alkyhole piss…coz thats wot it turns into… pretty basic stuff hey?
whats a yobbo???...ummm ;P
Heather King, 10 months ago
ha ha ha ha ha
thanks googa.
i was so hoping people wouldn’t think i was being ‘icky’
but this is what tequila is all about:)
Heather King, 10 months ago
i have nooooooooooooo idea what a yoboo is.
lost boy?????
LostBoy1, 10 months ago
Aussie “piss heads” usualy…it`s very broad.
John Samson, 8 months ago
Yobbos are traditionally defined as those members of Australian society that choose to:
1. Drink the cheapest beer available,
2. Drive an old Ford or Holden(Chev) – probably a ute (truck),
3. Wear football shorts that fit 7-10 years ago,
4. Have a large belly due to excessive alcohol consumption (beer gut),
5. Will consume three times the amount of food that a normal human would digest at one sitting,
6. Can confidently discuss Aussie Rules, Rugby League and International Cricket for three days straight without taking a breath,
7. Will finish work, go to the pub, drink 15 “schooners of heavy beer” and drive home; and,
8. Probably have an income over $100 000 per year but just can’t be bothered about anything except cricket, booze and beer.