By the way...where'd you meet him?
never underestimate a woman who can handle a big block.
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Kustom KultureI met him at the candy store, he turned around and smiled at me, you get the picture?
Yeah…He was the ‘leader of the pack’ type. Down right dirty, sinfully sexy. A sweet talkin’, bourbon swillin’, sideways swaggerin’, hot patootin’ son of a fuck whose idea of romance was a 5 minute blow job in the back of his fuel injected 57 chevy. (I was saving myself for marriage) And you know something….each time we made out on the back seat of that chevrolet..he would howl like a goddamn wolf at the moon and leave me wondering (with a mouthful of penis) just what the hell I had gotten myself into and why I couldn’t get that old Easybeats song ‘She’s so fine’ out of my mind. But hey, he loved me, he did. He took me to the drive-in, pulled me right up close to him and whispered the sweetest of nothings in my ear. ‘Baby…I love the way you walk, I dig the way you move…so why don’t you move that cute little arse of yours to that cafeteria over yonder and buy me some coffee and donuts and in return I will dip my cock in sugar and let you suck it off, because I know thats what you want’.
Hmmm…How could I resist a sweet cock?
‘Honey’ I said, as I slid my tongue deep into his ear, one hand driving the bulge in his jeans. ‘I can’t take this no more’. Tonight I’m going to let you have it all. I’m going to let your shaker dance with my money maker but I need cotton candy. There are certain things a girl can do for her man with cotton candy…don’t you just know it girlfriends? So why don’t you take that sweet’n’sexy lil’ swagger of yours to that cafeteria over yonder and get me some of that pink sugar and I’ll climb into the back seat of your blown 57 chevy and when you come back I’ll be waitin’ for lil ol’ you naked as a cherub. I thought I heard a low rumble in the back of his throat, that familiar wolf about to howl and then he was gone. I waited until his dirty black boots disappeared through the doors of cotton candy land before turning the ignition. The chevy roared into life like a thunder cloud about to burst. I heard the hiss of her injectors open and close. I felt her shift slightly, urging me to open her up on some dark lonesome highway. I pictured his face before I even saw it. He would have heard her start, he would have tilted his head to one side just to make sure he was hearing right and then dang if he wouldn’t have tripped over those dirty black boots trying to get out the door of cotton candy land to slap that bitch around the ears for taking his goddamn pride and joy! Too late…the bitch was gone. Hmmm…how could I resist a blown 57?
BladeRunner
i`ve got a big block…
LittleHelen replied
Hahaha! ;)
Jessica Tremp
wonderful…love your language in this Hels
x
LittleHelen replied
Thanks lovely ;)
x
lazydaze
just gimme the blown 57 ;)) well written
LittleHelen replied
Cheers ;)
BladeRunner
i hope you traded it for a ford.
veronicapurcell
hubba-hubba… take me for a ride :0). Seriously, excellent story.
LittleHelen replied
Thanks Ronnie :)
NeilWells
Loved it !! ..... a great read.
LittleHelen replied
Glad it was…thanks Neil :)
Karen Cougan
well done kiddo
xkc
LittleHelen replied
Cheers Karen ;) x
roybarry
And now, I think you should trade that monster in for a nice sensible “smart car” and a proper boyfriend, with pens in his shirt pocket and stout shoes…...
LittleHelen replied
He’s fictional Roy!
Two of my favorite words right there though…stout and shoes :D
berndt2
Neat-o! But why are so few love stories written about guys driving Nissan Pulsar sedans, I wonder…
LittleHelen replied
No idea….I’m planning to buy a Jeep Cherokee (or something similar) this year, that should make for interesting stories. ;)
Rebekah Anderson
Hahaha! LOVE this!
LittleHelen replied
Thanks Rebekah :D
Holly Ringland
yeeeehaaaaaa darlin’... reading this felt like i was sitting opposite you in a cherry vinyl diner with malted shakes, ribbons in our hair and cotton candy stuck to our fingertips while you told me this story… popping your berry-flavoured gum and smacking your frosted lips. purrrrrrfect xxx
LittleHelen replied
Good golly Miss Holly…I can picture that too…not forgetting some juicy red heels to match our ribbons ;)
Thanks my girl xxx
Paul Compton
Damn! Now that’s writing that makes one sit up and take notice! Intoxicating language and a killer ending. Mighty fine piece of writing Helen.
LittleHelen replied
Hahaha…thanks Paul, glad you liked it! ;)
aratma
Funny stuff :))
Thanks for the ride, Helen!
Jayca
Hilarious. :) Love it!
ZacharyReed
nice
Shoaib .
awesome work
Cassey
Great big stupid geeky grin on my face during this entire tale. You really rock lady!
colorblind
whoa you totally flipped the script in this one
truly
i enjoyed reading this i did
and to come to the end was like whoa lol
it was a delight to take the time to read this
i truly do relish the moment
love every second of it
bravo bravo
i bet she rides good to huh…lol
rubyjo
I have sit here for 5 minutes trying to think what to say, laughing the whole time.
I guess I am speechless. lol
kimangeline
AWESOME writing..passionate and provocative and funny as hell
tonymac
I could’nt stand and watch with embarressment and pride on the line. I jumped a mates ‘76 Sandman with he and his shag still inside n persued that broard in my 57’Chev to get my bucket of chips at least n maybe a feeling she still wants my bod.
MistressZombie
Wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. wow. wow! This is the best short story I read EVER! ha! Amazing. I love how she tires of the male-pig and takes his car. Go girl.
marieangel
great read lol x