Star Jumper

Rachael  Hope
Author: Rachael Hope
Word Count: 270
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Star Jumper

Star Jumper belongs to the following groups:

Graphic Scratch, Short stories - Spherical Scriptings, This is England and WMG

The world is a sad, sad place, for a clown; from the perspective of a “nothing learned , travelling old ground clown”.

I think I should purchase a type writer, sit on my chair, at my desk, near the window and clatter some keys. Yes a type writer is the type for me. But then next week, a pad, a pad and pen, like the month before last. Yes a pad and pen is the thing for me. Maybe the week after next I could wear nail varnish, or better yet learn accountancy, yes nail varnish and accountancy the perfect pair, the perfect mix for a clown; “for a cover old ground as new land, frowning clown”.

I’d like to be star jumper, I don’t know what one is mind, in fact, I don’t even think they exist. But by golly, by gosh, one day, you mark my words, I’ll be jumping stars, I’ll be the biggest, bestest star jumper there ever was. But as for this week, I’m a nothinger, a nothingness, a no hoper, a drop out.

An artist darling, an artist.

I’m a question mark. Question me quickly and I’ll search for an answer. I don’t have one yet, but mark my words, by golly, by gosh I’ll find one, I’ll find you the biggest bestest answer a liar could construe. I’ll mix you a match and run my speech to you. A poet that’s me, in the form of a meat suit, I’m a poet don’t you know, but I’m a business woman too. So let me sell you some words.

Take these

Nothing comes for free

  • lianne

    lianne

    Wowza – Rachel, such a sardonic tone but just brilliantly written!! I just totally love this!!! Killer last line!

  • Krisso

    Krisso

    You are one crazy cat you know that???? And I do mean that in the nicest of ways… I promise I’m loving your work! :-)

  • Rachael Hope replied

    hahahaha I am a pretty crazy cat, but i’m very very glad you took the time to read this and comment as well!!! thank you very very much!!!

  • Lisa  Jewell

    Lisa Jewell

    Fucking brilliant…...

    I wish I’d written this hehe…..love the tones, throughout….

  • Hayley Cafarella

    Hayley Cafarella

    I love this…great inner dialogue!!

  • Vladimir Garcia flores

    Vladimir Garci...

    You are a star jumper already, keep doing what you doing, that piece was very deep ouch!

  • atelier

    atelier

    Yes! I agree with LisaG—when I read your work, I always wish I’d had the idea first!! (haha) You’re very inspiring, Rachael.

  • Ben Ruskin

    Ben Ruskin

    oh wow…i didnt want this to end! i was reading it thinking “this is absolutely brilliant…when i scroll down the page i hope there’s more!” i am so in awe right now! can’t tell you how much i enjoyed that! great work Star Jumper :)

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