my jungle bells have crotch rot or holly lips

erich – i miss my howitzer but the fines got to be too much
Lisa – A 19th century Christmas almanac wrapped in brown paper tied with string arrived in the mail today

erich – did you hear, Santa got banged on his sleigh by some prostrating elves
Lisa – Collect a bag of fruit, tote to the kitchen, dry; mix into sugar, eggs and flour, pucker your lips for your hard working man as he walks through the door, and kiss him welcome home

erich – nothing makes a hearth more inviting than eggnog and roasted turtle doves
Lisa – The whiskey drinking war hero left a tin of ham on the back doorstep

erich – when stuffing the christmas goose always choose the right apples and fresh sage, earplugs will help with the honks
Lisa – She plucked her glazed cherry from under her apron and folded into the sacrificial mix

erich – it’s important to watch the guest list as Rudolph and Frosty make frigid drinks
Lisa – Judas Iscariot wrapped the crown of thorns and placed under the family Christmas tree

erich – maple syrup glazed rooting vegetables and mistletoe will crown any holiday feast
Lisa – Bleeding holy holly lips seal hallmark Christmas cards, the dog welcomes the delivery sleigh

my jungle bells have crotch rot or holly lips

Lisa  Jewell

Joined July 2007

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an urelated line for line Christmas tale
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erich biemer
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Me

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