WANTED IMMEDIATELY

One drug-free
User friendly
Spiritual Guru
for slightly disillusioned
Sagittarian artist.

I have all the questions
If you have all the answers.

All teachings will be taken on board
and credited to the successful applicant
upon my seamless entry to
Heaven/Shangri-La/Nirvana.

If you fit the bill &
Possess great patience
contact me immediately.

(I am running out of time and concerned for my soul.
I have considered cryogenics
Though I can’t really afford to freeze myself
I am worried that I will defrost unevenly &
I’m wondering if my soul gets frozen as well….
or what actually happens to it…..)

As you can see
It’s very important.

ESP lines are now OPEN
or you can fax….
555-2133-6733-2029-876262-9694383-85-88



Comments

  • Mark Ramstead
    Mark Ramsteadover 4 years ago

    Am I being replaced???

  • Ummm.. I’ve been meaning to speak to you about that. :D

    Ummm.. I’ve been meaning to speak to you about that. :DOf course not!!

    – limerick

  • juddarwin
    juddarwinover 4 years ago

    am sometimes useful for others: said/claimed
    to be terribly unhelpful to the self: although this
    has never been agreed to by me, juddarwin

  • I understand. :)

    – limerick

  • limerick
    limerickover 4 years ago

    DUE TO AN OVERWHELMING RESPONSE VIA ESP
    WE SEEM TO BE EXPERIENCING SOME SPIRITECHNICAL ISSUES.
    YOUR METAPHYSICAL PATIENCE IS APPRECIATED.

  • DravenStudios
    DravenStudiosover 4 years ago

    damn that is always my luck ;P and my patience is a bit lacking though

  • lol. Hi Draven. :)

    – limerick

  • wildwomenlove
    wildwomenloveover 4 years ago

    drug free…ok…how bout a couple of glasses of red? one can wax lyrical after those…hmmm I can bring my hairdryer to defrost you evenly…my angel wings to get us skyward…can I answer a question with a question? I’m good at that…I am ES Peeing as we speak…bahahahaha I’m so funny I crack myself up…x

  • and me!! lololol

    – limerick

  • Akkra
    Akkraover 4 years ago

    :D Nice one! :D
    “I have all the questions if you have all the answers.” genius….love it.

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