Floating Heads (Part 3) Guess who's coming for dinner?

Abagail
Look Sharp!! I’ve invited Bill over.
George
NO ABAGAIL!!
Abagail
C’mon George! It’ll be nice to meet someone new.
George
I don’t feel like entertaining tonight..
Abagail
Why?
George
Because you look like a harlot!!

DING DONG

Abagail
Get over it quickly… He’s here!!
George
I am a hostile witness to these proceedings.
Bill
Hi, I’m Bill.
Abagail
Hi Bill. Can I get you a martini??
George
OH PLEASE!!
(Abagail leaves in search of refreshments)

Bill
She’s beautiful.
George
SHE’S MARRIED!!
Bill
She never said she was married.
George
BACK OFF BUSTER!!
(Abagail returns with a martini for Bill)

Abagail
How are you boys doing out here??
Bill
We were just talking about you…
George
..and how Beautiful you are.. (snort)
Abagail
Oh, you two… Stop it.
Bill
No. I think you are breathtaking. George is a very lucky man.
George
I’ll be luckier if I can get a beer.
(George leaves in search of beer)

Abagail
Is he gone?
Bill
Yep. How long are you going to torture him for

Abagail
Not long.. I just want to be appreciated.
Bill
That is important.
Abagail
What about you Bill?? Any love on the horizon?
Bill
No. No love.
Abagail
You are going to have to let yourself love again.. one day.
Bill
I know.. But it’s hard.
Abagail
I can only imagine. Losing a partner in life is hard. Losing them in death is even harder.
Bill
Thank you. Ssshhh.. Here comes George.
(George returns looking surly)

Abagail
Oh Bill, You make me so wet!
Bill
I’m as hard as a rock!!
George
GET A ROOM!!!!!

To be continued…..

Floating Heads (Part 3) Guess who's coming for dinner?

limerick

Newcastle, Australia

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George and Abagail have been my constant companions for the past 5 years, dominating my journals with their conversations.
They make me laugh & cry. The thing is, they’re Dead. And they seem to be stuck to me for some reason…

Occasionally, they have other friends who are also dead, over for Dinner.

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