My wife suffers from an incurable mental illness.
She is beautiful…
Even when she thinks I am trying to kill her.
I have never tried to kill her, of course.
The Lord truly knows…
She thinks I am an alien
assigned to probe her
and read her mind.
It’s easy to read a mind
that is being thought aloud.
I knew this was going to be a bad episode
when I heard her muttering a desperate prayer
to her Saviour…
whilst sticky taping
her orifices shut,
My Husband is an alien.
He wants to impregnate me.
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy……………..
L.kaye jan 2010
My favourite dialogue writer of all time is Jules Feiffer. He taught me to appreciate verbal whiplash.