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Diabolical Dialogue

HE SAYS:

My wife suffers from an incurable mental illness.
She is beautiful…
Even when she thinks I am trying to kill her.
I have never tried to kill her, of course.
The Lord truly knows…

She thinks I am an alien
assigned to probe her
and read her mind.
But…

It’s easy to read a mind
that is being thought aloud.

I knew this was going to be a bad episode
when I heard her muttering a desperate prayer
to her Saviour…

whilst sticky taping
her orifices shut,
one
by
one.

SHE SAYS:

My Husband is an alien.
He wants to impregnate me.

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy……………..

L.kaye jan 2010

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My favourite dialogue writer of all time is Jules Feiffer. He taught me to appreciate verbal whiplash.

Comments

  • Akkra
    Akkraover 4 years ago

    LOL poor guy and his crazy wife! I’m sure the aliens aren’t really that bad ;o)
    Entertaining stuff m’dear!

  • Esther Johnson
    Esther Johnsonover 4 years ago

    LOL : ) I have one of those husbands, bless his heart : )

  • Lisa  Jewell
    Lisa Jewellover 4 years ago

    LOL diabolical…..not so sure sticky tape will do the job ;)

  • Michael Scholl
    Michael Schollover 4 years ago

    Hahahhaha!!! What the heck are you smoking over there? This is hilarius!!!

  • Andrea  Thorpe
    Andrea Thorpeover 4 years ago

    hahahahahaha :D

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