Memo From The Stanley School for the Metaphysically Gifted


TO: Students – Past, Present and Future.

FROM: The Office via Hall Monitor (No. 713111)

Hello. This is Limerick. Hall Monitor (No. 713111) and student at The Stanley School for the Metaphysically Gifted.

The office staff have been abuzz because of the the high number of general enquiries, actual enrollments and offers of ‘necking’… down by the woods. Due to some unseasonal lightheadedness, Management has added more fans to the office block to prevent further plagues of swooning and decided to offer a guided class.

The first guided class (and they are as rare as hen’s teeth) will take place this week and will be facilitated by Ms. Buxomm. Ms. Buxomm does not suffer fools so it is best to keep your mind to yourself, toilet prior to class and have your own tools to write. Ms. Buxomm will lend you a pencil but you don’t really want to ask to borrow one. And if you do borrow a pencil…DON’T chew the end. The most important thing to remember is to ENJOY! Ms. Buxomm is stern but she is also an inspired teacher, observer of the world and speaker. :)

WHERE: THE TYPING POOL – located on the ground floor. Second door on the left. Bright, airy room. Have a look around at your fellow students. The vacant seat is yours. Ms, Buxomm will arrive shortly after you. Be ready to work. When She says “Pencils ready? Commence.”, you will know that she’s going to begin. Now, I’ve been to heaps of these classes. I never know what she is going to say or how she is going to say it. Sometimes she will speak slowly and talk of love. At other times she will spit out a war cry to move the masses.

She will slow down if you are having trouble keeping up or the subject matter takes you by surprise. She will also speed up if you are excited and your hand is moving like it did when you were eighteen. Please do not put up your hand to ask a question… you are not a child. Ms. Buxomm prefers requests via the mind.

WHEN: This week. When you get the time. Class begins when you get there. After that, Ms Buxomm is on long service leave and won’t be back till she feels like it.

How: Find your portal. Couch. Water. Long walk. And be there.

I hope I see you there. If you have any questions please poke them through the vent in my locker along with three black jelly beans per question.

Remember, you have the power here… just use the force.

Kind regARTs,

L.Kaye jan 2010

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  • Mark Ramstead
    Mark Ramsteadabout 5 years ago

    I am not gifted in this way, but I would love to “sit in” on this class.

  • I think you are more gifted than you think. :) Ms. Buxomm would love you. :) If you tip your hat…she may even almost smile.

    – limerick

  • Mark Ramstead
    Mark Ramsteadabout 5 years ago

    I think I can see more than most with my senses… Here’s my tip… OP

  • OP?? :)

    – limerick

  • Akkra
    Akkraabout 5 years ago

    Oh my god I forgot my homework!! Ms. Buxomm’s gonna kill me… again!!
    LOL love this Limerick, it’s so original. Ms. Buxomm reminds me of someone aswell :o)

  • donnamalone
    donnamaloneabout 5 years ago

    Hope i dont get into trouble by Ms Buxomm and get sent to the headmistress for daydreaming or disrupting every one else or by generally being annoying!
    will try and do my best. will try and do my best. will try and do my best. will try and do my best…

  • Mark Ramstead
    Mark Ramsteadabout 5 years ago

    A man’s head and tipping his hat OP like an emoticon… : )

  • Very good! :)

    – limerick

  • Soxy Fleming
    Soxy Flemingabout 5 years ago

    what’s with black jelly beans??

  • Stanley loves black jelly beans. It’s currency here. :)

    – limerick

  • paulscar
    paulscarabout 5 years ago

    hahaha Mrs. Buxomm is already angry with me but I think she will get over it.
    Really need to keep the staring down to a minimum if you know what I mean.

  • Yes I do know what you mean. :) She’s not really angry…. she’s a marshmallow.

    – limerick

  • Fuego1
    Fuego1about 5 years ago

    Miss Buxomm and I had a chat. Telepathically, of course. She said you’re a brilliant writer. She told me not to tell you and tried to bribe me with black jelly beans. I took the beans and ran, but I will not be bribed. We can not be bought. Want a jelly bean?

  • Sure I do!! But watch out… like the terminator… she’ll hunt you down for those beans. :) When she does, tell her I said thanks for the compliment.

    – limerick

  • mohawk man
    mohawk manabout 5 years ago

    i think i’ve been to this class, but as i feel it was in another life i cant quite be certain; if you should see her again, could you ask her to get ahold of me, i have many answers that need quastions; thanx in advance; mm

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