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Girl with the Pearl Feelings by limerick Stick This In Your Pipe and Smoke It by limerick The Paranoid Venetian by limerick little old self by limerick The Lengths that We will go to See are Great. by limerick Mode of Transport by limerick Smile High Club by limerick

You Clever, Clever Thing

Have you ever noticed shapes in the clouds? / Faces in your cereal? / Characters in the rose print bathroom tiles? / A parsnip that looks l…

Bugger The Sadness

I got tired of my sadness today… / So I chased it round the garden / pouncing on it / when I thought it looked puffed out. / “B…
Ellen by limerick The Bird and I by limerick Doggy by limerick

The Dark Side of the Groom.

The phone rings and a woman answers it - / hello? / Hi Mum. / I’m great! / How are you? / Yes. / The boys are good. / Grant has taken…
Dreams and Reality  by limerick There is a Raven at the Window by limerick Ladies in Love by limerick .... there will be light.  (A.K.A Remember Me) by limerick Moi by limerick This is Like, the best day, Ever!! by limerick Great Grandma Topless at the beach and Running by limerick I've been Framed by limerick boy/girl by limerick Hymns to Sing on the Way to Hell by limerick perform by limerick The Hardest Confession  by limerick Centrelink Angel by limerick Hi.. Did you need a hand? by limerick

A Chant for Big Girls who like Double Dutch (skip…

Fuck You, She said in a sing-song voice / As she shut the door on his sullen face / Walking the hall, slamming the door / On things she s…
Hello / Goodbye by limerick whine by limerick Origami Woman by limerick ROAD TRIP - Golden Highway  1 by limerick

Ssshh I’m trying to aMUSE myself – Pa…

I think I’ve entered early Writopause / Which is kind of like Menopause / But better / Because Men get it as well. / Writopause itsel…
The Trade Off by limerick A Comedy of Errors by limerick

The Sweet, Sweet Smell of Love

I used to only love the crescent moon… / till I saw you. / And it wasn’t even when I saw you, really, / regardless of how beaut…
Uncle Yvonne by limerick Imaginary Frenemies by limerick In the light of day.. by limerick Just when I thought I was pretty damn good.... by limerick Come Girl - by limerick Boulder by limerick

I AM A WOE-BOT. Beep. Beep.

Psst. / Did you see that? / That thing on my face? / Did you see it? / A movement?? / It wasn’t a twitch, I’m sure… / But…
The Music Lesson by limerick

Harriet Haiku – Tales from the Whore.

One naughty woman / Is all it takes to bring a / Mighty man unstuck. / I’ve been that woman / And I’ve been the mighty man / U…
Bleeding Hair by limerick Scary Hairy Knickers by limerick Juliet had a sister by limerick

HOW TO BE A WOMAN

I find / that the best source of information / RE: HOW TO BE A WOMAN / is in glossy magazines. / Why, / If it wasn’t for / Folly, Le…
Far From Burning Up.... the sunlight seemed to help by limerick

One Mulberry Frock

Till the rain sets in / Teardrops – solid / Silence still / Lips locked.. / One mulberry puddled frock. / She stepped over & out…
pulling up roots by limerick I think Harry can handle this one.... by limerick Call Me Strange but I Like to listen to Air by limerick Tutu Black goes to the races by limerick Darling & I by limerick TELEGRAM by limerick

The Smile High Shop

Today I went to the smile shop / To buy myself a smile / I tried them on one by one / But could not find my style. / I asked if they had an…
Eve by limerick Love in Rain by limerick

Advice to myself if to No-one else

Sit with yourself / And write your eulogy / as though writing the last page / of the book of your life. / Now that you can see who you are…
Caving for Dreams - Mining the heART by limerick Tell Lobster.... He's Next! by limerick I thought, for sure, I'd feel more liberated than I do..  What's with that?? by limerick

Dorothy Lets One Rip – a mini musical

Ok. Dorothy has just walked in the front door and tried to close it as quietly as possible. Waiting in the hall, arms folded, foot tappin…
It's nothing a trip to the Bahamas won't fix... by limerick when it's all over by limerick My dog likes to sit in the dark.  I don't care for it much. by limerick Just a little tune before the washing up..... :) by limerick I'll kiss you when you're not looking... by limerick What is not. by limerick To All The Girls I've Loved Before by limerick

The Bastard – Internal

Inside / the cyclone turns. / Must do things. / Must be successful. / Must make money and buy a house. / A big one. / Must travel. / Must f…
The Day My Reflection Stole My Place by limerick The Profound Longing We Feel Will In The End Make Us Great. by limerick The First Tree by limerick There was a blood curdling scream... by limerick There is a line between us..  by limerick Artists Favourite by limerick I believe in U.F.O's. by limerick
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