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One Mulberry Frock

Till the rain sets in / Teardrops – solid / Silence still / Lips locked.. / One mulberry puddled frock. / She stepped over & out…

Dorothy Lets One Rip – a mini musical

Ok. Dorothy has just walked in the front door and tried to close it as quietly as possible. Waiting in the hall, arms folded, foot tappin…

Advice to myself if to No-one else

Sit with yourself / And write your eulogy / as though writing the last page / of the book of your life. / Now that you can see who you are…

Lies, Thighs, Alibi’s & Dictation

That sounds terrible, Miss Worthington. Would you please cancel all my appointments this afternoon & grab your pencil?? I need you to …

The Day My Ear Fell Off

I was in Mr. Harrisons science class. He was a good guy. He didn’t know what to make of me.. Sometimes, he’d tell me to run …

I WAS HERE! 2010

I have been trying to figure out why RB has come to mean so much to me in a very short time – and why I am attached – so deeply…

The Diary of Someone Else

I had one once. / A defining moment.. some years ago. / I had split with my Love. The break-up exaggerated my already irritable Bipolar an…

What?

What are you smiling at? Can I smile at it to?

Two People Walking

-A man and woman run into each other is the street. He tries to avoid her- / She: Hey! Nice to see you. / He: Yeah. You too, I g…

I got you a Valentines Day Present… But I A…

I love chocolate so much / That I eat it for breakfast. / I want it so badly / That I will do almost anything to get it. / I can be very ni…

Lund Ahoy!! ;)

Written for a friend. :) / Twende Safari. / (Bon Voyage)

In the bathroom, I rest my head on the tap

Today from within me / Came a boiling kettle sound / That broke my heart / For the soul that cried / An inhuman cry / Or a truly human cry …

What’s so Funny ’bout Peace, Love &am…

My first client / was a businessman / on his way to a meeting. / He didn’t have much time. / My second client / was a polite tradesma…

One Chip Short of a Packet….

I woke up this morning / with a chip on my shoulder. / It’s all fucked up. / HE DOESN’T LOVE ME!!! / It’s as simple as…

Death Wish – Foiled Again

Invisible / she walked into the building / stood by the elevator patiently. / The doors opened… she entered and rode it to the top fl…

Your Art, My HeART

You. / Can you please sit with me for a while? / I don’t have the time or the place or the space / in me, / no want or desire / for …

The Dying Cats Howl Along

I wish to wake tomorrow morning / feeling half the person / that the people who love me / know me to be. / I used to see zen landscapes in …

PhiloSophia

I do not want to move you / It is not my intention to sound cold but it’s truth. / I do not want to consciously enter your space to b…

FOR SALE – ONE EGO – GOING CHEAP

FOR SALE – FREE POSTAGE / ONE EGO IN VERY GOOD CONDITION / GOOD TEETH / HEALTHY APPETITE / VICIOUS BITE / ANNOYING BARK / NEEDS REGUL…

What’s Awesome?

If you ask me what I am.. I may have some trouble telling you. / I’ll probably answer with something lame like “I’m flesh…

For Those Who Would See Me Naked…

Simply playing. I don’t really have issues. I just found this amusing. :) / Happy Monday!!!!!!!

i am just an axolotl.

It’s true / that’s what i am. / I’m here / my tentaculous gills / swaying… / Just hanging out / playing in the bub…

Strange Fruit Salad

I hate rhubarb. / the false sweetness.. / stupid pink / annoyingly hairless / privately frigid / tenderness implied. / I hate coming home …

Just in Case Lina Drops By

Tell Lina, / I’ve sent the driver for her. / He’ll arrive in long, black car. / It has a hole in the roof / so that she can vie…

Ever get the feeling that you wanted to go..? (l…

Do you mind if I sit here for a moment? / It’s a bit hectic out there… / Thank you. / Don’t mind me. / We don’t hav…

The Princess and The Pea-Sized Brain

There are so many things / that I could do / if you don’t return… / I could seduce a Persian princess / with my hand holding ch…

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I have the urge to start writing in a made up language. / My phone rings so I hang out the clothes / I hear the door bell and I pick up the…

You Must be Kidney…

What is it with people and their stupid / souls always collapsing / never solid / drifting / always complaining / never living? / liver.

The Unhealthiest of Attractions

Brian… / Yes Denise. / Brian, There is something I need to tell you. / Yes? / Brian. It’s very important that you listen to me…

Of All the Things I Am Not…

I am not a dog / to lay at your feet, / to roll over & / speak. / I do not want to play dead. / Anymore. / I am not your dog… /…

HaiKuKu

when i was typing / i tapped the light fantastic. / my type of music.

If You Should Wonder What Makes Me Cry

I spent the night with an honest woman / not as in spent / but ….spent / and not as in in / but beside… / And when I say she wa…

What I could never show and tell at Show & Te…

On our Summer holidays we went to Rocky Shores Caravan Park at Rocky Shores. / It had a lake on one side and the ocean on the other. / A de…

I’m not Crying, My face is just Wet

It is a grey day. A girl sits on the farthest rock out in the ocean / I will gather / all of my tears / With an eyedropper / I am going to…

A Chant for Modern Day Cowgirls

Here’s some cream pie (For your face) / Here’s my breast (Swathed in lace) / Here’s my buttock (Here’s my thigh) / …

Almost the shortest poem ever… (only one mo…

I / AM / HERE. / l.kAYE 2010

A Song for The Mills Bros, Betty Boop and a Barma…

(spoken) / Fellows, Dear Fellows / Lend me your ears / I’m in the direst of predicaments / That I’ve ever been in………

Checklist

Heels – check / Stockings – check / Garter – check / Bra & panties – check / Black slip(pery) – …

Money Well Spent

The phone rings. / Hello Information? / Hello? / Yes Sir, How can I help you? / I need to find a noose shop? / Is that Noose with an N, Sir…

I scare the hiccups out of myself… regularly

I don’t mind the spot where I sit / and I don’t care that the road I took to get here / was not on your map.. / My map writes i…

A Very Naughty Christmas…

Not impressed with her Brother’s antics / Dorothy pulled the dildo out of the rubber chicken / And returned it / To it’s rightf…

Liar Liar Pants on Fire (a mini musical for the …

Claudia stands on her terrace over looking the in ground pool being slowly scooped by a scantily clad Pool Boy who wears nothing more than …

Both Sides Now

You know I love you. / My Hitchcockian desire / straddles the miles… / My smile / on the back of my hand. / Love, / There are too man…

Floating Heads (Part 4) The Games People Play

One boring afternoon… / Hey George! Want to play word association?? / Sure! I like that game. / Ok. Here we go…. HAT / FATHE…

What is at Steak??

Sarah couldn’t believe / that she had fallen for that love tripe / all over again - / When would she learn / and just order the stea…

Lust in the Rust

Clanging steel / dust-filled air / Cranes, Trains / Tickle you under there. / Far away sounds / Up close scent / You love me / ’caus…

That’s It… I Will Never Smile Again.

Today / While I was walking down the street / I felt a pubic hair in my mouth. / It was on the tip of my tongue. / This was disturbing for …

Do as I say… Not as I do

I saw my Ma with her finger up her nose.. / So I put my finger up my nose. Ma said, / “STOP THAT! IT’S YUCKY!” / She&#…

Floating Heads (Part 1)

George / The afterlife is boring. / Abagail / There has to be a reason for this Limbo… / George / I told you, / You should have done…

The Stanley School for the Metaphysically Gifted

Congratulations. / If you are reading this you are in the process of travelling through time and space. I know that you are sitting there.…

Ten Minutes out of Today

I went to the supermarket today. / I listened to the Radio on the way. Triple J. / They were talking about lazy eyes and were describing a …

Deep inside a forest……

What if there was a tree / one tree who could speak / and it was in a forest / amongst the others / who could not speak / who could even h…

Floating Heads (Part 3) Guess who’s coming…

Abagail / Look Sharp!! I’ve invited Bill over. / George / NO ABAGAIL!! / Abagail / C’mon George! It’ll be nice to meet s…

rotten endearments

juicy bog snot face / lemon heart noggin head / dick wad cow pat / dead snail lamb breath / fish gizzard witches tit / sniveling lizard roa…

A Brutal Epiphany

Staring at her new husband, / Dorothy experienced her first epiphany of the year… / If Pete was less of a dickhead / It would be eas…

OCEANIACIDE

Will you excuse my heART / & this acute attack of the proverbial verbals?? / (if this is cardio diarrhea.. then I’m thinking it&#…

Franc & Gerta (Part 1)

Once, / there was a Franc. / Franc was a slightly built man. An old 48 / but fit and healthy in every way. / He stood / no taller / than …

Floating Heads (part 2) Where does the love go??

Abagail / George. George! GEORGE!! / George / Not NOW!! I’m trying to watch the news. / Abagail / That’s just it George……

Come See the Worlds Smallest Mountain – now…

See this pebble here in my hand? / Is it all that is left / of a mountain? / Much love to all my loved ones. XX / L.Kaye feb 2010

Can i borrow your Heart? Mine is a little used&#…

I put my polka dot heart / on my sleeve. / I wore it with pride / for my heart is a beautiful thing. / Some smiled at my heart, / called i…

A Poem for The Lovers

From the Earth, the rain and snow, / To our Lover we will go / And find out with true destiny, / Our love is where we’ve always been.…

WANTED IMMEDIATELY

One drug-free / User friendly / Spiritual Guru / for slightly disillusioned / Sagittarian artist. / I have all the questions / If you have …

The Day I lost my focus.

It’s like the time I lost my drive. That sucked. Day in- Day out – Nothing…

ONE NIGHT ON THE NIGHTLY NIGHTLY NEWS

ONE NIGHT ON THE NIGHTLY, NIGHTLY NEWS….. / ….-"And now, Here’s Libby with her random report ’ SOMEPLACE ELS…

The Sweetest of Goodbyes – A Letter to the …

My Son, / Hear me now and hear me well. / The enemy is at the gate / with their 1,000 horses / and their ten thousand men. / I have no long…

One For the Ladies….

I am really quite angry. / But I don’t know why… / or Who / to aim this debilitating anger at. / I am so angry / that I am forc…

How Strong is Strong?!

May, / The Tattooed Lady, / Lifted weights for a year. / Finally, / She could throw her man- / as far as she trusted him. / L.Kaye / Jan 2…

A Penny for your Thoughts…

Oscar was a goldfish / Till I dropped him on his head / He flipped while he was dying / He flopped near Uncle Fred… / Who was sighin…

Itchy Brains

I am halfway through my life – I think / I know / I ponder.. / Frosty beer and temple sweat are all I have / bar the view / of Tommy…

Medlow

I fell asleep on a floor strewn with books. / It was early afternoon. / I lived in a white, rendered, / and most certainly, haunted, stone …

Sing a song of Six Pence, A pocket full of Ryhmes

When I sing you my sad songs / You laugh. / When I sing you my happy songs / You cry. / When I sing you my desirous songs / You run to mak…

Memo From The Stanley School for the Metaphysical…

MEMO : TAKE NOTE…. FIRST GUIDED LESSON OF S.S.M.G. / TO: Students – Past, Present and Future. / FROM: The Office via Hall Moni…

Hyped Up Reality

I’m looking around at my reality. / I look under the couch for words… / just so I can write on the fridge / in magnetic primary…

Regarding the day that Virginia Sank OR For Tho…

The rocks were not in Virginia’s head… / They were in her pockets. / L.Kaye jan 2010

To the Thinkers, the Creatives and Anyone Else.

On our own / it may feel / as though we don’t add up to much…. / but together, / We are a formidable force. / L. Kaye Feb 2010

Death Wish

On the Sixteenth of April / Her mother died / with tears in her eyes, / her hand / clutching at her heart. / “My Love,” / She s…

Two Birds, True Birds

On Winter’s Knoll, the sunny brown / Birds on wing gather round. / They swing and slink till Wednesday noon, / They live the life, Th…

Whispered Prayers with Great Intent

I long for / (through my solitude) / an end to my bereavement / and aberrations. / L.Kaye May 2011

Where do you go to my Lovely……..?

if you do read this, please put your thumb over my avatar if it is smiling. It’s just not appropriate for this piece. / thanks.

Hot as Hades – Haiku

my sweet glass of sunshine sits

Rock the Boat (For Ella Fitzgerald)

Call all your neighbours / Call all your friends / Jump in this thing / Take the tin for a spin.. / Johnny get in! / Carol get in! / When y…

How to catch a Marsupial

Two men sat / watching women walk by…. / Pete: Psst / Alan: What? / Pete: Check out the rack on that one!!!! / Alan: What̵…

Ten Seconds and Counting

She had a dream / which woke her up / it made her weep confused tears / for a while / till she realised / there was time for grief. / She …

Da Da Doom

Perhaps you demons will let me sleep, / Now that I’ve fulfilled my blood soaked oath, / Now that I’ve wrung my hands and neck, …

One More Reason To Save The Whales.

I sing / therefore / I am. / L.Kaye 2010 / I had this thought ten years ago / When the Japanese Government / decided to resume whaling. /…

Nautomania

I feel / as though / I am in an enormous sea of people / being pushed towards you / whether I like it / or not. / I hate / that you are all…

I have just realised that there is more to realis…

and that a woman is like good chocolate / you should never waste a bit. / L.Kaye

White Bread.

It frightens me / to think / that ‘this’ / is good enough for you. / It’s vacant / sugary / and unreal. / Authenticate …

This is a bad poem..

my car. / white. / dirty. / Jesus… bobbing on the dash. / A parking ticket flaps in the breeze. / The wind takes my muttered / ‘…

She Had Him Till She Lost Him

I fell in love with a toy boy. / He wasn’t a man. / I wasn’t a lady. / He was a boy. / A plastic boy… putty in my hand. /…

A Haiku for the Hungry

Eat the lonely / yes, yes, yes and again.. yes. / We may never starve. / L.Kaye Jan 2010

i don’t like…

smudges send me insane….

Confusion Say…

Girl who wears candy necklace / Will have a sticky neck. / L.Kaye 2010

Diabolical Dialogue

HE SAYS: / My wife suffers from an incurable mental illness. / She is beautiful… / Even when she thinks I am trying to kill her. / I …

I have just realised something else…

There / is nothing / at all / wrong…. / with / watching / paint / dry. / L.Kaye 2009
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