I am He-Man hear me snore ...

I am he-man, hear me snore,
In deci-bells you can’t ignore,
And I watched the game right up until the en-end.
And though I’m sleeping in the roar,
You never make love any more,
And when I take a drink you never understand.

Oh I know I’m right,
But to you it’s just a game,
You toss and turn all night,
But your ‘headache’s really lame,
But if I have to,
I can bare anything.
I might pong (pong!)
And booze insensible (insensible!)
I am He-Man!

You can send me out for shopping,
Or leave me in the kitchen chopping,
But a bloke’s a bloke and there’s no higher goal,
If my money you must squander,
Then at least become more fonder,
Of a cuddle, kiss and after dinner roll…..

Oh I know I’m right,
But to you it’s just a game,
You toss and turn all night,
But your ‘headache’s really lame,
But if I have to,
I can bare anything.
I might pong (pong!)
And booze insensible (insensible!)
I am He-Man!

I am He-man so virile,
All the ladies love my smile,
And the whole of womanhood would like my in-trest,
A hundred-twenty kilo hunk,
With a hairy tattooed trunk
I look so good just standing in my vest.

Oh I know I’m right,
But to you it’s just a game,
You toss and turn all night,
But your ‘headache’s really lame,
But if I have to,
I can bare anything.
I might pong (pong!)
And booze insensible (insensible!)
I am He-Man!

Now that’s really odd for sure,
You’ve got that axe behind the door,
Why are you getting out of bed to get it now,
Are you going to chop a tree,
This time of night that’s strange you see,
Are you having womens troubles you silly

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