lightsmith

I hear the wind in the dead of night, and on it a million voices ride,
A world is crying out for help; vainly crying out for help,
But will it be denied?

Please forgive, dear reader, the shortness of this monogram, but circumstances necessitate brevity. Even as I write I know that they are coming for me and that I shall soon be captured.

My …

Here be dragons – proceed with caution.

That’s what the sign said though I didn’t believe it. Well who would? In the twenty-first century, in a major city, in reality …. well, it’s ridi…

It’s true what they say – a comic’s best friend is his banana!

"What the hell are you all doing?" screamed Pinky Ponky Poo Piddly Ping Ping, Queen of the Pixies.

All the hairs on the witches pussy stood on end.
The vampire bit his lip.
The Zombie turn…

Viagra Fool.

The old man lay very still on the bed. His grey hair hung from the sides of his head like silver threads. His face was passively relaxed and showing little of the stresses and strains that ha…

“You just wouldn’t believe it because I know I can’t or couldn’t because of course it happened to me and when it happens to you then you just know it’s true – anyway, this is the way it is, see…

I shot the Radio Star
But video killed the deputy.

"Don’t piss me about Doc." The man was serious, but not threatening.

The Doctor regarded the man thoughtfully. "I’m going to give it to you straight 74276059" he said. "Not because you’re…

Chapterette One

He clicked on the send button and sat back, satisfied. Every day there seemed something for him to comment on, and usually it involved kids. They were being murdered, abuse…

Aint easy. Nope. Aint easy.

See, the object, well that’s well clear aint it. Simple. The Cheese. Don’t have to be a rat to know cheese. The cheese is the goal. The result. The big tic…

It did not appear to return her attentions. Only stand there, unmoved. Yet in that unmotion, it was clear that normality had been set aside. For a time.

Her lips brushed the lipless mouth…

So this was Paris. I’d always wanted to come, always intended to come – just never got around to it I suppose. Then I met Danielle when she came over on holiday – it was nothing serious, we j…

And there was menace.

The Bat bit the Cat
Who was unhappy about that.

The Cat caught the Mouse,
as it scurried through the house.

The Mouse had a Flea,
who in terror chose to flee,

The Flea found a Dog, …

I stared at the green gunge in my breakfast bowl in disbelief. Even as I stared at it, a great dollop of additional green goo plunged into it causing my corn flakes to shiver and shake. There…

He looked at the sweet poison, and sighed. He could not do it. He’d known all along that he could not do it. Even when he’d bought it, he’d known that it would be a waste of money.

This b…

Elvis Presley Dead On Stage

Suicide