A gentleman was desperate to use a toilet; so he went into the nearest outhouse. The man was in a hurry, so he didn’t notice the sign; which states that the outhouse was out of order.
Whilst doing what he needed to do, he heard a very loud rumbling noise, then the ground began to shake violently. The frightened man eventually felt brave enough to check it out and he was shocked by what he saw. The world wasn’t there anymore, just a patch of land that surrounded the wooden loo.