And where do you think you’re going? Everybody’s with the program but not YOU. Oh noooooooooooooo, not YOU! What do you expect me to do if you get into trouble? Punch a human? With what, “my bare wing”? Or do you think you’re big enough to go all flapping off your own merry way? I can’t go chasing after you and leave three perfectly chickens to gather up ‘one bad egg’! I’ve got a coop your daddy cock flew to go pecking around with some other foul fowl. I guess the yoke doesn’t fall far from the shell! And I thought HE was the black feather of the flock! All he did was crow, crow, crow. Next thing, he’ll be saying, “Nevermore, nevermore!” like a flippin’ raven!!!
Look here, young man: I brought you into this world I can surely take you out!!!
Don’t you DARE back-beak me with that tone of cluck!
Image taken with a Nikon (What else is there?) in San Jose, CA within Emma Prusch Farm Park (408.794.6262 except non-holiday Mondays)