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You Don’t Bring Me Ducklings,
You won’t even quack me.
I feel so big and funny
That you make me so sad every day,
I remember when…
You used to want to duck me.
Now you only pluck me.
And after plucking me late at night:
When it’s good for you, duck
And you’re feeling alright
You just go waddling
Into the night.
You Don’t Bring Me herring
You are so uncaring!
You Don’t Bring Me Ducklings Anymore.
PS Yes, I know they aren’t even both ducks, one being a juvenile Great Blue Heron and the other being a male Mallard Duck. They were having a most illicit affair that broke into the public’s eye only when the heron turned to the mallard and…
At 10:52am on the morning of June 27th, 2009 (23 days after posting), these parody lyrics placed #2 on Google’s search engine for the original song, You Don’t Bring Me Flowers Anymore – right behind Barbra Streisand’s version & right before Neil Diamond’s version, the songwriter and co-singer of the duet! If that’s not hysterical, NOTHING is. LOLOLOLOL!
I’m a “scatter-focus” artist. ANYTHING may be here or roundabout my galleries. Expect nothing anywhere and you’ll always be OK. ;-)
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lmao
Whaaaaaaat?? You can’t hear me singing it, can you? DId I leave a mic open or something?
– Lenny La Rue, IPA
Going to have to rethink the Streisand/Diamond duet now! LOL
I had to rewrite the bastardized lyrics three times to make them avoid the “adults only” censor. LMAO! So much good stuff rhymes with duck… LMAO!
– Lenny La Rue, IPA
LOL. I am still laughing.
LMAO! Then I got it right. :-D
– Lenny La Rue, IPA
So funny…that I had to sing it to Linda!
:-D Thank you cuz I REALLY worked hard on the lyrics but the shot is a pure scrub! LMAO! Read the added bit on the original blurb and you’ll see the power of Red Bubble’s influence upon the entire Internet. Hehehehe!
– Lenny La Rue, IPA
Hahahahahaha… I sang to it too..
This is quite weird…I was singing this yesterday! Well..not this…the original version. : )
Cluck? Muck? Suck? hmmm…. Cute pic! Wen xx
Thanks for the favouriting and the giggle. :-) And yes, a LOT of great words rhthme with duck and most of them I couldn’t use. LOL! In fact, I had to worked damned hard to ANYTHING work that qualified for PG-13. I may need to do a REAL version of thre shot and let loose with the better options. LOL!
– Lenny La Rue, IPA
Love it….I sang too. :) Of course not out loud…lol
LMFAO! Good for you or someone may have called 911. :-D And thank you!
– Lenny La Rue, IPA
where have you been all my life
you are fun xx