Mr Sir: Face-to-CatFace

Lenny La Rue, IPA

Mr Sir: Face-to-CatFace

Mr Sir and I live in the same place. Not the same apartment number but one wall away. He’s not my cat and I’m not his human so I don’t want any flack about people starting to look like their pets! It just happens to be that we are the only two black things in the complex. Naturally he looks up to me [because he’s short] for social guidance since I’m the senior member of our unofficial duo. And I try to keep him straight about stuff like the proper hair/fur dye for pesky gray whiskers and how to talk to women without having a hand down the front of your pants. (He’s got that one down since he doesn’t wear pants but I still watch him to make sure he doesn’t do any backsliding).

Mr Sir isn’t his full name and I can’t remember what it is. Something like ‘Mr Sir Rudolph the 14th’ maybe. He answers to just the “M” and “S” sounds so you can call him “Ms” and he’ll answer. And boy will he answer! This hairy furball talks more than a 12-year old girl with permission to use the home phone. And like humans, he has dozens of sounds/words and uses them all for maximum effect. Hunger? Here come the whine that will make a Siamese want to kill him. Bored? Every hear a cat grumble to itself? Disquieting to say the least. “Hello! I wanna visit!” As clear as a human child learning to talk, you look at him in wonder.

Well, this week, Mr Sir made the leap from neighbour to houseguest. I come home and the single ‘mew’ is waiting at my door. Why? Did he get mixed up and think I was his owner (a Caucasian female at least 25 years younger than I) or forget what his apartment number is? Hands full, I have a choice: put down everything and pacify him until he gets bored and grumbles walking away, or; open the door and watch him race inside before me. Until he rips up something, fails to talk when he needs to go outside, or fights me for food, I guess I can stand a visitor for about 15 minutes while he explores and talks to me about how messy a housekeeper I am. Ungrateful. Simply ungrateful.

Soon the warnings will be in the newspapers, the radio, the Internet, and the television. Mr Sir who’s sorta like that ‘indoor/outdoor’ carpet and covers the floor in both places, will be sequestered to his proper home and left to exercise his vocabulary upon everyone within earshot. It’s not his fault but it’s another variation of “Strange Fruit” so being black has its serious and unique risks. While I won’t be swinging from a lynching tree cuz I’m a ‘black cat’ (musical slang for a jazz musician), Mr Sir could be because Halloween is coming and there are people (who shouldn’t even be called ‘people’) who do terrible things to black cats.

Mr Sir won’t be visiting for a while as he adjusts badly to becoming an ‘inside only’ feline. And I won’t have to fight him for the right to come into my own apartment first (or not to bat my keys in the doorknob or attack the mantis I’m shooting, but that’s another story). We will be forced apart for a bit but that’s OK. He may be horrifically annoyed I get to be outside and he doesn’t but he doesn’t know about “strange fruit” and I hope he never learns. Some disasters need to be keep ‘human only’. After all, why should a talking cat have to talk about crap like that???

PS I actually thought I took this shot with my former ‘pocket rocket’: Olympus IR-500. But looking back at the files I see it came from the lens of my Nikon D80 at its closest focal point of 18mm! I obviously didn’t want to use flash for multiple reasons (not the least of which is animals have such reflective eyes that flashes make them hideous). So on full manual, I pulled off this shot in incandescent lighting from the front and the careful addition of some ISO and on-board noise reduction. While Mr Sir is amazing calm when warm and sleepy, I still shot him at high speed and the camera’s sharpest setting (most VIVID) to be sure I didn’t get any blur while capturing every nuance of his face and fur. This shot is as honest and accurate a shot can be of this great feline. There was enlargement for uploading but nothing more regarding editing than a bit of cropping done to make it more intimate.

In the full sized shot, the image is slightly larger than 1 to 1 macro as measured by manually comparing Mr Sir’s actual eyes to the larger Red Bubble image of his eyes. Any closer and his breath would have fogged the lens (and turned my stomach). LOL!

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50% of any profit made from the sale of this piece will go directly to the buyer’s choice between PAWS, PETA, and the SPCA.

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Mr Sir: Face-to-CatFace by Lenny La Rue, IPA
Mr Sir: Face-to-CatFace by Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • Nancy Stafford

    Nancy Stafford

    great image of the cat

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you!

  • Karirose

    Karirose

    So very nice of him to let you take his picture. How very kind of you to keep him straight with proper hair/fur dye products. :D

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    I try to pass along my half century of wisdom…

  • totty23

    totty23

    ohh this is got a halloween feel to it! love the green eyes :o)

    sam

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Halloween feel? Yes, very much and that’s the problem for Mr Sir. Oh well, better safe than sorry. :-/

  • handprintz

    handprintz

    Great close up Lenny,wonderful work

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you, Trudi! Not as clear and sharp as many of yours but I love it too. :-) This 2-year old loves my shoelaces – the ones I can’t keep tied. He’s also a serious ham. I could probably pose him in a full evening gown for a photograph and he’s sit thru it. LOL!

  • Angel Gold

    Angel Gold

    Ahh very cute… A black pussy for you to stroke…I have a white one oh so smooth and soft…Also drools alot hehehehe

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Whew. You really walked the tightrope with THAT response! I thought you liked dogs, like that golden retriever(?) in your avatar.

  • sweetscent62

    sweetscent62

    My grandcat (because I don’t think I’ll ever get grandchildren) has fallen for a black tom cat up the road.. I told her.. watch out.. don’t fall for the black ones…they’ll have all the white pussies in town chasin their tail…but she didn’t believe me..I caught her coming home at 7.00am the other morning… and there he was with a smile on his face walking behind her. She’s doomed!! You know what they say “Once you go black…blah blah blah..
    At least he walked her back to the door!! : ) This Mr looks like a bit of a heart breaker too LL.. ; ) lol Wen x

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    OK, that’s TWO of you walking the same tightrope! I hope neither of you sneezes or you’re BOTH going to bite it. LOL!

    I’m positive Mr. Sir would be a heartbreaker if he had the guts to leave the courtyard of the apartment complex. Seems he prefers it here since almost all the tenants open up and let him in for a spell, even when his human IS home! LOL!

  • Karirose

    Karirose

    Ok, Lenny, I want to know why you have a half century of wisdom and I have none… I’ll be hitting that mark in the not too distant future and I should have something to show for it. :( No fair, I cry! No fair! LOL

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Worry not, my dear. When you turn 50, you’ll suddenly just feel it and nobody can tell you differently. Heck, you’ll be just like a teenager again! LOL!

  • Angel Gold

    Angel Gold

    Puppies… pussies…Like both really.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    LOL! Cool. :-D

  • sweetscent62

    sweetscent62

    I’m staying the hell away from that tightrope.. I’m not in any condition to be trying to balance anything at the moment.. : )

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Too late, babe! Read it and weep. LOLOLOL!

  • chen cohen

    chen cohen

    amazing lenny, beautiful, i love it!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thanks but Mr. Sir deserves all the credit since he literally posed for me willingly. If you were here right now, you’d hear him vocalizing out of the apartment window next door. Who knows what he’s saying but he’s certainly saying a lot of it. LOL!

  • eelsblueEllen

    eelsblueEllen

    You are so funny.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Oh, I try. I try. Usually fail but I try. :-D

  • Memaa

    Memaa

    Wonderful shot…......great eyes.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you! Mr Sir’s eyes are some of the most expressive eyes I’ve seen in a cat. Between then and his constant chatter, he makes his wishes known to all rather easily – sometimes at really crummy times but we all love him anyway. BTW, he gets along with dogs who are not too pushy or loud so the other neighbours pets can hang out with him if they behave themselves. LOL!

  • sweetscent62

    sweetscent62

    Wow LL..this looks so different on my sister’s laptop… still beautiful though… : ) Wen x

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    I commented on the calibration issue and use of a good monitor on another response so I won’t bore you here. But again, I’m glad you got a chance to see this piece as it was intended to be seen. :-)

  • Marie Sharp

    Marie Sharp

    Congratulations! This wonderful image is currently being featured in the Domestic Cats Group!

  • Cheryl Dunning

    Cheryl Dunning

    nicely done!

  • Dayonda

    Dayonda

    Congratulations, Mr. Sir! Your picture was Featured in the Domestic Cats Group. You should give your neighborly human a special treat for recognizing your beauty and grace, and showing you off to us. 31 Oct 2008 Trick or Treat, and you’re the Treat, aren’t you? lol
    P.S.: Take good care of him; I think he’s lonely and doesn’t have enough to do.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the most original (and hysterical) response I’ve received to date! LOLOLOLOL!

    Well smartie, Mr. Sir will be shown his “pin-up” when I take the laptop outside to him on Monday. As for his “neighbourly human”, he’s OUT-OF-TOWN right now and about to perform at a gig in front of dozens of drunk people, jumping up and down, posing like a rock star, and maybe – just maybe – even getting FLASHED by somebody without a hairy chest. So, I have LOTS to do….occasionally. BRAT!

  • Genevieve Lucarino

    Genevieve Luca...

    I love the story as much as the photograph!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you very much. It was a ‘fun write’! What’s really nice is that Mr Sir got thru the Halloween season just fine and meets me at my door daily these days. :-)

  • Genevieve Lucarino

    Genevieve Luca...

    Good for him!... it’s terrible how some people treat animals… Brings tears to my eyes… Nice to know that there are others out there who care like I do : )

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Oh, there are plenty of us who care like you do. In fact, we cry for the same reasons; I am no exception. But what’s beyond tears is what’s happening since our election here in America. Like the prejudice against black cats, the prejudice against black people is coming out of the woodwork like ants from a fire. As far as I can tell from the news, nobody has died yet but the threats, the hanged dummies, the posters advertising pools for when Obama will get assassinated, the vandalism, and the kids copying their parents by chanted things like “Death to Obama!” are nationwide. Sadly, black cats may not be the only things we care enough about to cry for. :-(

  • Natalie Holland

    Natalie Holland

    Love the story and the cat image!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you! Mr Sir and I have become even closer in the last month. I got (in my opinion UNFAIRLY!!!!) stopped from working for a while and he’s become a fixture at my door. What’s hella funny is that his human was sitting outside her apartment yesterday and he all but fought me to get in the door first. LOL! I was soooooooooooooo embarrassed and I think his owner was too because he obviously wanted to be in my place while hers was easily available, complete with ‘mommy’. I actually had to toss him far enough away to allow me to get the door open, get inside, and lock it before he had time to get back and open it. I have no doubt he can open doors; the boy is SMART and rather lanky. He can reach a doorknob easier than a child and I’ve already seen him do some rather complicated tasks with two paws and a bit of ingenuity. If I wake up some nite with fur on my nose, I’ll know why the door is open and I hear this purring sound…

  • Tat77

    Tat77

    really great picture

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you very much!

  • E.R. Bazor

    E.R. Bazor

    Beautiful shot…I can see from his eyes that Mr. Sir is quiet a character!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you. :-) The cat is my “bestest buddy” because of his character. And what a character he is! Tree climbing is something cats do for a short time and usually not just up there for just hanging out. This sucker will go up there and wait to scare the everlovin’ SNOT out of someone who doesn’t know a BIG black cat hangs out in our trees! If I didn’t know better I’d think he was waiting for lunch to fly by and be just as surprised!

    He will pose in a heartbeat so he’s getting half credit for modeling. That means you owe him a small can of Friskies (any flavour) as a fee. LOL!

  • Angie McKenzie

    Angie McKenzie

    beautiful eyes!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    This cat as eyes as expressive and loving as any creature I have even known.

  • Cora Wandel

    Cora Wandel

    Lenny, powerful image and words. Here is a link to Billie Holiday’s incredible performance of Strange Fruit for anyone who wishes to hear it.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Cora, that brought tears to my eyes. How wonderfully thoughtful of you!

  • Cora Wandel
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Woo hoo! Thanks again! :-D

  • khadhy

    khadhy

    GREat capture.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    I thank you very much tho it didn’t really take much to “capture” a cat that’s so much a ham he could be bacon. LOL!

  • CraigsMom

    CraigsMom

    Hi Lenny. congratulations on your feature. We had a black cat once that talked like crazy. I wonder, is it a trait of black males??? Maybe not, because our Koko dog is another talker. She also has quite a vocabulary, with special sounds for different things. Animals are such a joy! Thanks for sharing this wonderful portrait and story!!!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you, and thank you again! Animals are so vital in our personal lives that I can’t imagine people who aren’t yet adopted. :-) I can assure you black males (or type) talk like crazy. LOL!

    I have the best of all possible worlds. I live next door to a wonderful woman with a wonderful cat who is now my best friend. I live in downtown Sacramento and it is FULL of people-loving cats who will accept a stranger’s quick scratch in exchange for a purr. And most important of all, most animals see me as non-threatening so I rarely need to ask twice for a quick bit of shared love. Of course, I “shared” the butt of my pants with one dog and I’ve “shared” my fingers with a few annoyed geese but, for the most part, we meet ‘strangers’ and part ‘strangers-with-a-smile’. :-D

  • jenxie

    jenxie

    Oh my gosh I needed to read this- funny and serious at the same time! We are in the midst of discussing white/black relationships in out family right now- the older generation (older than you and me, ha!) is stressing about it while the rest of us are wondering what all the fuss is about. I think the current generation will really make a positive difference on this topic- my teenagers just shake their heads at their grandparents, Anyway- to Sir, with love.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    OMG! That last line was absolutely AWESOME! LOLOLOLOL! Thank you from both of us. :-D

    “Race relations” is just wrong from beginning to end. We are ONE RACE and the more people feel the need to find differences between each other, the more separatism is created. The next generation of people is truly a godsend and will probably nuke about 90% of the “old school” ideas while they steadily ignore the foolishness of the past. I can forgive grandparents. I can even forgive some of the generation just before mine. But the people my age have to damned excuse for being choosing to be bigots. Thank God the kids we’ve left here are smarter than some of us are. LOL!

    Thanks for sharing this wonderful bit of reality with all Red Bubble readers and members. It too will go a long way towards paving the path for the “race-free generation” following us.

    (All that said, I am sooooooooooooooo ‘politically incorrect’. If you read other things I have written, you’d better remember that THIS is how I feel intellectually and _THIS is how I have fun. LOL!

  • jenxie

    jenxie

    I can’t wait to read more…. :)

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Alas, Mr Sir moved but there are enough shot still available for his stories to last a bit. :-)

  • Magicat

    Magicat

    Great image…and wonderful writing to accompany it…lol…there seems to be something special about black cats….especially male ones. I have had 2 and both were very personable, total nutters, VERY vocal, and actually like the kids even!!! Thank you so much for sharing :0)

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA

    Lenny La Rue, IPA

    I thank you very much, Magicat. :-) While I find all cats to be the most special people who walk on all fours, the black ones – and especially the completely black ones – have that mystique and seem to know it! They also tend to be ‘hard bodies’ and able to befriend kids with tiny hands and a lack of squeeze control. LOL! If they don’t get hurt often, they can learn to hang with the kids without feeling the need to bat them about occasionally. :-D

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