Bunk Boobs

Lenny La Rue, IPA

Bunk Boobs

Well, if you’ve got uppers and lowers, and the most aggressive get first pick, would YOU pick an upper or a lower “bunk boob”? Seems that the lowers have the advantages of allowing you to lay down and eat and doesn’t gravity pull all the extra swallows down to lower ‘food stations’? Then again, the advantages of being in an upper boob are the ability to stand on lower boobers while proving your dominance and more air while eating.

I think I’d go with an upper myself: more boobs available, less waiting. Hmm, I guess the photograph solves the question then: 5 of 8 piglets prefer to stand over someone to eat so the top bunk boob wins by two nipples.

I wonder what happens if she lays on her RIGHT side. Is the top bunk position still on the top or to piglets prefer the same boob no matter where it is? As soon as mama rolls over, I’ll tabulate the numbers by nipples since telling the tiny bacon babies apart is still somewhat problematic…

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Bunk Boobs by Lenny La Rue, IPA
Bunk Boobs by Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • totty23

    totty23

    awww happy family! i think you have been spending too much time with the pigs lol!! but they are soo sweet so who can blame you!

    sam

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    I was there about an hour, you brat!!! LOL! It was hard to catch them at first, then I got used to their movements and was able to predict a bit of their paths and be ready. Also they get slower a bit after they eat. LOL!

  • stephaniek

    stephaniek

    hahaha! I have to agree with Sam!! You’re a city boy and the Farm has taken it’s toll on your brain! lol. This photo is awesome though!! Nice one!!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you and yes, I’m ‘citykid’ thru and thru so seeing piglets for the first time was a bit overwhelming and I DID go a bit overboard with the little snorters. But you have to admit, they ARE fun to watch, right?

    (I try to keep things PG-13 so I didn’t mention that mom had to get up for “fluid relief” and almost flooded the outside of the pen! Good grief, what a bladder!!!!)

  • jansnow

    jansnow

    Oh Lenny, another grand photo and hilarious commentary:)

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    thank you very much! The commentary came in about 3 minutes of continuous typing, stream-of-consciousness. Obviously, my mind is really messed up from being the ‘bottom twin’! JOKING!!!!!

  • sweetscent62

    sweetscent62

    What a beautiful charming photo… having breast fed both my girls I have to say that momma pig is in piggy heaven. Those breasts are very swollen.. she’d be grateful for the relief..whatever the position! LOL bunk boobs.. I had the top bunk at home..so I’d be a top feeder too! : ) lovely image Lenny… Wen xox

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Hmmmm! Bet you looked nicer in the top bunk. LOL!

  • solareclips~Julie  Alexander

    solareclips~Ju...

    What a great shot Lenny!!!! Little piglets are soo cute!!! My aunt and uncle used to raise hogs, and this takes me back to spending summers on their farm!!! The only thing I didn’t like doing was cleaning out the hog houses!!!! ahhhh… nothing like the smell of poop in the morning!!!!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you! It’s interesting how wonderfully clean this pen was. It was immaculate with not even the slightest bit waste anywhere.

  • Ben Pacificar

    Ben Pacificar

    Shot at the State Fair Lenny?

    ...Ben…

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    No this is actually the Nevada County Fair in Grass Valley, CA. I doubt newborns would be this close to the public in Sacramento, especially after the idiocy of opening day.

  • Ben Pacificar

    Ben Pacificar

    I heard a little bit, did another fight break out?

    ...Ben…

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Yes, idiots will be idiots.

  • DWarren

    DWarren

    Hahaha, I love your analysis! Let us know the final results eh? This image is way too cute….gotta email it to friends and family!!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thank you and share the love!

  • BigD

    BigD

    Excellent work, Lenny. BigD

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Thanks!

  • Lisa G. Putman

    Lisa G. Putman

    Oh, my gosh, someone who thinks like I do, but I usually don’t admit it. Things like this often go through my head while I am studying animal behavior as I wait the the perfect moment. This is a precious moment!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    OMG! A kindred spirit (or another of the hopelessly insane out of the asylum on work furlough)! You don’t know how long I’ve wondered if I was all alone. Hehehehe!

  • Lisa G. Putman

    Lisa G. Putman

    Congrats on the Rural America Group Feature, by the way!!!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Awesome! Thanks for telling me! I haven’t been able to look at that section of My Bubble recently with all the work I’ve been doing on the galleries getting ready for the craft’s faire season and Christmas. This make for a smile at the end of a ROUGH day. :-)

  • Nanmarie

    Nanmarie

    You’ve got entirely too much time on your hands. ;) This is an outstanding image.

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Me? Time??? I work 8 hours and need to sleep 14! I get 2 hours of too much time on my hands. LOLOLOLOL!

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett

    She looks like every mum I have every known….....plain tired…....!!!!! God luv her….... I hope she is a loved pig…....and not off the the slaughter house…... Love your thoughts on the double bunk boobs….......very funny…...

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    If she looked like every mom I’VE known I’m very fortunate NOT to have been breast fed! :-O

    I think she’s a breeder and her bacon is safe. :-D

  • Pat Lucas

    Pat Lucas

    Awww, that’s lovely!! Look at all those little pink bums. LOL!!

  • margaretfraser

    margaretfraser

    soooooooooo very cute!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • LindaR

    LindaR

    lol…Lenny ~ you’re certainly thinking this through! great shot ~ just love the ears and tails of these little piglets ~ and your tale too! :) xx

  • gothgirl

    gothgirl

    love this one sooo sweet especially the way the top row have to stand on tip toe (trotter). Such funny commentary too

  • Stzar

    Stzar

    if i were a piglet, i would choose the lower one ~ that’s where the most milk is !!!
    Fabulous capture and commentary !!

    hey ~ did you know there is a new group that was just launched last night by RedBubble called
    Livestock in General

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    Hmmm. No, I didn’t know the bottom ones filled faster but it makes sense. But is it worth have someone standing on your head???

    And no, didn’t know about that group and I have some serious livestock to share. Moooooo!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA replied

    It is and it was noted on some of the little oinkers even when they weren’t “boobin’ it”. They could have been males (or females), recently clipped (Their tails all seemed bobbed and I was told that’s for safety in cold weather), or just more excited. I’m sure someone knows. I pretty sure I don’t wanna ask. LMFAO~!

  • Stzar

    Stzar

    interesting tail posture on the upper booby piglets LOL

  • Danielle Espin

    Danielle Espin

    Gorgeous babies!

  • Lenny La Rue, IPA

    Lenny La Rue, IPA

    That they were! :-)

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