Dialogue Excercise
Just a dialogue excercies, non sensical stuff that comes into my head. It’s amazing what comes out when you just start typing randomly.
Are you there?(Sigh) It’s ten twenty three. So I got the digits mixed up.
-Yes. I’m here…I can’t see you.
-I can’t see you either.
-Are…are we dead?
-I think so…I can’t feel anything.
-Well…that didn’t go too well then, did it?
-You’re not blaming me?
-Well, I wasn’t the one who wired up the mainframe to explode at precisely ten thirty two…
-Okay, okay.
-And what time is it?
-I get it, alright?
-Sorry? Didn’t catch that.
-Yes you got the digits mixed up. And now we’re dead. Congratulations.
-How do you know we’re dead then? You’re a scientist. Where is the proof?
-Well, do you feel alive?
-I dunno. Let me try and scratch my nose.
-…Well?
-Uh oh.
-What?
-I can’t find my nose.
-Great. I knew it. I just knew it.
-So you’re saying the loss of a nose is proof that we are in fact dead?
-Everything seems to be pointing that way.
-That doesn’t mean anything! Not being able to find a nose doesn’t mean that there is no nose, nor does it mean that there is no life!
-What does it mean then?
-Well, obviously it means…that…
-Go on…
-That there is no hand to find the nose. So there.
-Oh, for Christ’s sake…
-Well, excuse me! I cause the obliteration of the entire city and all you can do is bitch! Granted it was nine minutes early, but still…’Ey?
-I can’t believe this. We’re dead and I get to spend eternity with you moaning. Brilliant. Why couldn’t I get stuck with Julie?
-What…why would you choose Julie?
-Huh, oh nothing, nothing.
-Did you two have something going on?
-No, no. Of course not. Not after you two…well you know.
-Because that sounded a lot worse than what it was.
-I know mate.
-You know….there was several variables at play.
-Okay.
-And I had a lot to drink.
-I get it mate.
-Alright.
-Alright.
-…
-…
-What did she say about me?
-Nothing.
-Are you sure?
-Yes!
-Cause you can tell me.
-Look! Is all eternity going to be like this? Because if it is let me know, so I can try and find a way to die a second time.
-Well, I won’t say a word then!
-Thankyou, that would be great.
-I’ll just shut up.
-Whenever you’re ready…
-Prepare for eternity of silence.
-I’m prepared.
-Starting now.
-…
-…
-…
-Do you have a tic-tac?
-…
-Do you?
-…
-I can taste garlic.
-For the love of God!
-Well, excuse me! Sheesh. Prepare for an eternity of silence and garlic breath then.
-…(Sigh).
Natella2020
This is downright hilarious!
LeislEgan
Hey, ta! For some reason the font and breaks didn’t upload to well. Ah well, as long as it isn’t relyiong on indentation to bring forth a smile.
Damian
LOL, great ;)
Michael Gatch
nice
keet
very nicley done 10 out of 10 for sure.
Mardra
Very Fun.