Dialogue Excercise

LeislEgan
Author: LeislEgan
Word Count: 437
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Dialogue Excercise

Just a dialogue excercies, non sensical stuff that comes into my head. It’s amazing what comes out when you just start typing randomly.

Are you there?
-Yes. I’m here…I can’t see you.
-I can’t see you either.
-Are…are we dead?
-I think so…I can’t feel anything.
-Well…that didn’t go too well then, did it?
-You’re not blaming me?
-Well, I wasn’t the one who wired up the mainframe to explode at precisely ten thirty two…
-Okay, okay.
-And what time is it?
-I get it, alright?
-Sorry? Didn’t catch that.
(Sigh) It’s ten twenty three. So I got the digits mixed up.
-Yes you got the digits mixed up. And now we’re dead. Congratulations.
-How do you know we’re dead then? You’re a scientist. Where is the proof?
-Well, do you feel alive?
-I dunno. Let me try and scratch my nose.
-…Well?
-Uh oh.
-What?
-I can’t find my nose.
-Great. I knew it. I just knew it.
-So you’re saying the loss of a nose is proof that we are in fact dead?
-Everything seems to be pointing that way.
-That doesn’t mean anything! Not being able to find a nose doesn’t mean that there is no nose, nor does it mean that there is no life!
-What does it mean then?
-Well, obviously it means…that…
-Go on…
-That there is no hand to find the nose. So there.
-Oh, for Christ’s sake…
-Well, excuse me! I cause the obliteration of the entire city and all you can do is bitch! Granted it was nine minutes early, but still…’Ey?
-I can’t believe this. We’re dead and I get to spend eternity with you moaning. Brilliant. Why couldn’t I get stuck with Julie?
-What…why would you choose Julie?
-Huh, oh nothing, nothing.
-Did you two have something going on?
-No, no. Of course not. Not after you two…well you know.
-Because that sounded a lot worse than what it was.
-I know mate.
-You know….there was several variables at play.
-Okay.
-And I had a lot to drink.
-I get it mate.
-Alright.
-Alright.
-…
-…
-What did she say about me?
-Nothing.
-Are you sure?
-Yes!
-Cause you can tell me.
-Look! Is all eternity going to be like this? Because if it is let me know, so I can try and find a way to die a second time.
-Well, I won’t say a word then!
-Thankyou, that would be great.
-I’ll just shut up.
-Whenever you’re ready…
-Prepare for eternity of silence.
-I’m prepared.
-Starting now.
-…
-…
-…
-Do you have a tic-tac?
-…
-Do you?
-…
-I can taste garlic.
-For the love of God!
-Well, excuse me! Sheesh. Prepare for an eternity of silence and garlic breath then.
-…(Sigh).

  • Natella2020

    Natella2020

    This is downright hilarious!

  • LeislEgan

    LeislEgan

    Hey, ta! For some reason the font and breaks didn’t upload to well. Ah well, as long as it isn’t relyiong on indentation to bring forth a smile.

  • Damian

    Damian

    LOL, great ;)

  • Michael Gatch
  • keet

    keet

    very nicley done 10 out of 10 for sure.

  • Mardra

    Mardra

    Very Fun.

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