LeislEgan

March 21st

Felt worse, yakked in pot plant, felt better. Found car keys. Wondered where I left my car. Wondered why I ate my car keys.

Later.
Boasted to Rachel about Tony. Tony is my sister. Regret every move I made last night. Memo. Mum’s birthday next week may be awkward. Have a few stiff one’s beforehand.

January 1st
A bad day. All I can taste is cigarettes and tequila. When I got home Rachel glared at me with those small brown eyes of hers.

Mortimer pondered on how best to kill to his owner. A landmine would be too obvious. Poison? Not obvious enough.

-Are you there?
-Yes. I’m here…I can’t see you.
-I can’t see you either.
-Are…are we dead?

Frederick had always wondered what life was like outside the bowl. It drove his wife Lynda mad. But Frederick couldn’t help it…