LeislEgan

A few things I’ve learnt whilst staying at a backpackers…

1. That smell is what you think it is.

2. If you smile at someone in the elevator, you’ve just propositioned them.

3. Just because the beer is cheap doesn’t mean you won’t pay for it in the morning.

4. If people start having sex in the bed next to you, a hissy fit won’t make them stop. Just get up and walk away.

5. If one of your room mates start to talk about the girl they are currently shagging, don’t ask them about their girlfriends back home.

6. If you wear trousers as opposed to a mini skirt, you might as well call yourself a lesbian.

7. It doesn’t matter if you think you are too old for these people, you have tits and are therefore considered fair game.

8. A person can experience the highs and lows of a five year relationship all in about four hours.

9. Always wear thongs/flip flops. Even in bed.

10. It doesn’t matter if you exchange emails/numbers/facebook names, you’re never gonna see these people again.