The Engineer
The Engineer
With flair quite creative
Fashioned an Engine
To help him to hear with.
His old ear was lost
In a bitter winter frost
It simply crumbled away
A twisted bright pink
It made a large clonk
As it bounced in the sink.
Not one to dwell
On that which hadn’t gone well
He soon had an idea
Which, although it seemed queer
Would give him, he thought,
The worlds grandest ear.
So,‘twas out with his tools
All fiery and swift
and in no time at all
He’d had a face lift.
Tom Godfrey 2008
Apologies to all real poets :)
Comments
Hahah, Tom you should embed the image with your poem!!!
Thanks Anne. I sort of planned to, but ended up just putting in the link :) Do you have the idiots guide to embedding images?
no, but I’ve got the one I used. LOL.
right click on the image.
Click on properties
Drag cursor over the full length of the address (URL) including the extension eg Jpg.
Then, in your description or body of work, paste the URL between ! exclamation marks (no spaces).
See how you go Tom.
Thanks Anne -seems to have worked. You can now apply to work in the IT section ar rb :) Cheers and thanks for the help.
Oh dear is that what I look like?? :O
Are you an engineer? If so I hope not. :)
– Tom Godfrey
LOVE THE IMAGE AND YOUR HUMOROUS POEM!! BRAVO!!
Thanks raymond…and you like my poem! That’s really cool -cheers mate
– Tom Godfrey