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Pain in the ….

What’s wrong with you?
Nothin? Doesn’t look like nothing. Looks like you got a sore back or something?
Na. Not really.
Well you’re moving kind of funny.
I’m alright.
You are not. I just saw the way you lowered yourself into that chair. And you’re sitting at a funny angle. Your boyfriend not gentle with you last night?
Ha Ha. Very funny.
So what’s wrong with ya?
As it happens my arse is a little bit sore.
Oh? Really? From what?
I think I’ve got a dose of Tubular Biles.
You’ve got what?
You know. Mike Oldfield’s Tubular Biles. Piles.
What are you talkin about?
Mike Oldfield told me. I met him.
Told you what?
That he had a hemorrhoid named after him.
You mean Mike Oldfield the musician?
You idiot. That was an asteroid.

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For the Flash Fiction Challenge 21 using the phrase “Michael Oldfield told me.”

I write stuff.
Sometimes I laugh at my own work.
Is that bad?

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  • Arcadia Tempest
    Arcadia Tempestabout 3 years ago

    LOL ….nothing like a good bum movement on the bubble to get them loosened up me thinks ;O)))

  • ooh Smelly.

    – Lawford

  • Cathryn Swanson
    Cathryn Swansonabout 3 years ago

    Pain in the asteroid? :0)

  • Yeah. It’s like having a rocket up your arse.

    – Lawford

  • ian osborne
    ian osborneabout 3 years ago

    ha ha!! Now to have a hemorroid named in your honour…that would be something!

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