Did you see that Flash Fiction have a new challenge up?
No. Not Julian. Challenge.
Have they locked him up yet?
Nah. I don’t like carrots that way.
NOT CARROTS. Flash Fiction.
Diction? Nothing wrong with my diction. You’re the one that don’t speak proper.
No you deaf old goat. Flash Fiction is running an Audio challenge. NO WRITING?
Don’t yell in my ear. How can a writing group have a non-writing competition?
It’s audio. It’s read.
I’ve got a silver Benz. You know that.
Oh dear. No. You take someone else’s writing and you tape it.
Yep. Best way to cook it.
Whiting. Bake it.
Not fish. FLASH.
Not now dear. The grand kids might see.
You are silly.
I said I’m not going to show you now. Later. When we’re alone.
I wish you’d get a bloody hearing aid.
For the Flash Fiction Audio Challenge 13: – Yes I know it’s not in the spirit of the challenge – OK so I broke the bloody rules. I wrote something instead.