Are you a Gaiman nerd? Do you wear dark glasses and train your hair to creatively misbehave?
Here is the t-shirt for you! It’s a bit of a Humorous one (yes, with a capital H). Do forgive me if it irks you.
Printed in black on this lovely black t-shirt is “i think i am neil gaiman” – I notice that the black on black is actually visible in this image, but if you want a clearer one, you can look here: http://tinyurl.com/gaimantee
All but invisible, save for when it catches the light, or is pointed out by the wearer to friends, with a wise & wily expression.
Knowing looks and loud laughter from those who get the joke is, of course, mandatory.
(Should one see Neil Gaiman himself wearing it, the laughter is possibly not such a good idea, as it may be misconstrued as mockery.)