LastLittleBird


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LastLittleBird
Age: 27
City: Lower Hutt
Country: New Zealand
Joined: Aug 2008

I was spouting some sort of crazy business idea to my father over lunch one day and he rolled his eyes and asked the heavens, “how, how could I have helped create such a little capitalist?”
I objected and he interrupted me by proclaiming that if there was only one tree left, and one little bird left in that tree, I would find a way to chop down the tree and sell it and the bird.
And so I told him I was going to call my future exploiting company, “Last Little Bird Enterprises.”

He was just trying to infuriate me. It was one of his favourite games.

I miss you, Dad.