What fruit can be sexier than this? I love strwberrie, I really do. I think figs are sexy, mangoes are somthing else but strawberries hold their own. To say they are sexy is an understatement. They are the firey vixen. If chilli was their cousin in crime then with the seeds of passion these little babies make the taste buds break with parts that’ll make your lust for this scarlett fruit more intense.
I was doing a little interview with this interesting female singing sensation. I asked her what fruit she thought was the sexiest. She answered, the strawberry! Lately strawberries have been on sale around me. Call it syncronisity call it marketing but I have been finding that punnets have been going for under $2 a pop. That to me is great value if you can get it. Usually I have known strawberries to go for $4, even $4.95.
The strawberry is a work of art. The way it is formed from the way it can match the most intimate of evenings. Add a bottle of champagne and you have a night of it. Dip the strawberry in chocolate and you have lust dipped in lust. White whipped cream chock full of desire is another creamy cousin to tame the attraction of the fruit. It’s the fuzzy handcuffs to the fruit that is as wild as a weed yet still holds the beuty in it’s taste where a Salvation Jane ends. These things are actually good for you! Strawberries I am talking about I don’t recommend you end up putting Salvation Jane in your sandwichs here!
The strawberry. its asexual in it’s design. It looks phallic it looks vulvic. It is a cross over into the unknown. It isn’t the sweet tongue of a mango’s flesh cut sliding in your mouth. It isnt the taste of a fig. The strawberry has a domain of it’s own. The strawberry has it’s own parliament room in the House of commons at the local fruit shop. The minute you take it home it grabs you by the collar and pushes you to your own bed. It is the mistress that could be as close as your only salvation. Shared with your loved one it is the threesome that’d be welcomed by your lover.