Cat Attitude

We suppose you think you’re clever
Leaving us in freezing weather
Sent away without adieu
All of this because of you
We would just like to say
You are going to be made to pay
There are going to be changes made
You’d be wise to be afraid
Purring’s out and hissings in
That should remove your silly grin
We also doubt you’ll get much rest
We know how to be a pest
The space in bed that was once yours
Will now be taken by eight paws
Just to show we’re not bitter
From now on you can use the litter
We sold your gems try not to whine
We spent the money on tins of dine
That couch that had a couple of scratches
Will now need some quite large patches
Oh by the way we forgot to say
We hope you enjoyed your holiday
And if you want us to be half pleasant
You better have bought us both a present


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  • Willace
    Willaceabout 7 years ago

    Very funny, you really got into a cat sensibility and an owners revenge.

  • Pagly2
    Pagly2about 7 years ago

    Brilliant……simply brilliant……..Thank youoooooo…lol

  • sweetscent62
    sweetscent62about 7 years ago

    hahahahahahaha.. very cute! and so true…. Wendy

  • Melissa Park
    Melissa Parkabout 7 years ago

    Wonderful, a joy to read

  • Sally Omar
    Sally Omarabout 7 years ago

    What a funny wonderful humorous poem…..I enjoyed it immensely…..

  • Thanks Sally, it was all true, well nearly all! cheers, Larry

    – Larry Varley

  • keet
    keetabout 7 years ago

    thats well cool,well done.

  • Thanks it was a lot of fun writing this one

    – Larry Varley

  • Natella2020
    Natella2020about 7 years ago

    A very fun poem.

  • vanesse
    vanesseabout 7 years ago

    silly kitty…FUNNY MAN!! great piece!

  • Larry Varley
    Larry Varleyabout 7 years ago

    Thanks Vanesse, Revenge is sweet :)

  • Max Gatrell
    Max Gatrellalmost 7 years ago

    Excellent man, one of the best poems i’ve read in ages!


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