Hey kids, gather ‘round the fire for a story that’s certain to scare.
’Bout the horrific, horrible, hairy Hump, a monster beyond all compare.
He’s got claws on the ends of his fingers and nails on the ends of his toes.
He’s got teeth that could rip through a bumper and fire comes out of his nose.
His breath is so bad it could make you throw up.
To just look in his eyes would blind you.
But the worst thing of all about the Hump…
He’s creeping up behind you.