Clam up Yous Clams
I went for a walk on the beach to smoke my cigar and saw many shells washed upon shore after the storm. Found this very large oyster shell. It was wide open.. enough so I could put the cigar in there. It was time to stop smoking this cigar.. as the end can get nasty.. well it also depends what kind of cigar.. this cigar I didn’t like.. but this clam did…
Mr. Big Oyster was telling all the small clams to LISTEN UP!.. Ya see.. there is a new Oyster in Town.. don’t be bad.. or we will feed you to the seagulls.
......how about
Hello… my name is Oliver the Oyster.. yeAH. YEah.. you found me… ok. .so what.. ya want yer wishes? Sorry,,, one wish per cigar… Uknow.. union rules. So what is your wish?
Thankyou for the feature THAT”S FUNNY group =)
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Jen Cannella
Hahaha…The George Burns of clams!
LAmBChOp replied
isn’t it amazing, I remember he was still smoking a cigar on television before he died
Caren Schwartz
Actually…......I think it’s more the Archie Bunker of clams. LOL
LAmBChOp replied
hmmm. Oh Edith!.. but Archie didn’t smoke?.. ah.. but the attitude.. hmmm.. how about this change of his attitude now? I added another dimension of perception to the Oyster man..
Caren Schwartz
“Yes, Archie did smoke cigars”http://www.morethings.com/fan/all_in_the_family/archie-bunker-cigar.jpg/...and he would definitely say something like “Clam up yous clams.”
LAmBChOp replied
Hey there Caren.. look at a shot I just uploaded.. it’s the grim reaper one.. hmmm.. now I gotta take a look at his cigar.
LAmBChOp replied
http://www.morethings.com/fan/all_in_the_family/photo_gallery01.htm
wow.. didn’t know he smoked.. looks like he always had a cigar in his hand in the episodes.. especially with the TV guide.. that was his icon.. the cigar in hand.
Lisa Jones
LOL!!!!
Luann Ryan
Where does your imagination come from….....What a comedian…lol
CynLynn
You crack me up!! a good giggle for this morning, nicley done, very creative!! cindy
Len Bomba
A ‘Glenn’ shot for certain. Thank you to you, and Ollie, for injecting some humor into the mix. Nicely done! Len
eelsblueEllen
Hahaha, I fergot how silly you are.
LAmBChOp replied
so silly ellen… now I got to get a bunch of cigars in a bushel of clams for the union meeting, lol