Journal

ARE MEN HAPPIER!

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES
• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.…

EATING OUT
• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in £20, even though it’s only for £32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
• A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS
• A man has six items in his bathroom: – toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of

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