Holy fucking shit what a shirt.
Show every trick at the bar what you like best, so you can have conversations like:
“What do you like doing?”
“I like effing.” (point to shirt)
Wear it to Christmas dinner and rile up your mom.
Buy it for your little sister.
Sport it during women’s studies classes and let your professor know who’ll be getting an “A” this semester.
Say it with me: “I like Effing Dykes. I like Effing Dykes. I like Effing Dykes.”
It feels good, doesn’t it.
Yes it does.