My side gig as an archaeologist is often tedious work. Sometimes though, it is truly rewarding. Like today, my team was on a dig and we came across this fossilized ‘cassette tape’ from the ‘eighties era’. After carbon dating in the lab and some fine brushwork by my counterpart Hans we dated it to the ‘New Wave Era’ and as best as we can decipher it is from a person or group named Jane Siberry. Nearby we unearthed a pair of ‘ankle warmers’ and a ‘mesh-back hat’ but soon realized they were frauds made in 2003.