…as long as it’s kosher, of course.
Seriously. Hold the shellfish, please. As the Lord sat he asketh of Peter, “Could you passover the soy?” Then he sayeth unto all of them, “Asketh and ye shall receiveth more ginger and wasabi for thy salmon rolls. Now Judas, bringeth more of the tap water so that I may turn it into sake…Judas? Hello?…”