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Blue Condition

“So,” the judge sighed heavily. “Your client claims that, as a surprise to his wife, he spent the night painting the living-room green. When she came down in the morning, she suffered a fatal heart attack. As we’ve heard, she had an extreme case of cyanophobia of which her husband was fully aware. The fact that he actually painted the room blue is put down to his suddenly having developed colour-blindness, and having bought the wrong paint. That the tin was clearly marked BLUE is excused on account of his recently-acquired chromatic dyslexia. He now gets green and blue mixed up.”

“Yes, your honour.”

“So it was a tragic mistake and in no way indicative of a desire to be rid of his loony wife once and for all. Well, Mr Harper. It would seem that you’re free to go. Nice blue tie by the way”

“Thank you your honour.”

Blue Condition

ian osborne

Joined January 2010

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For Challenge 4 – Blue Murder in the Flash Fiction group

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