Have you ever noticed how life is full of questions? Why are there so many questions out there? Do they all have answers? What’s the big deal, anyway? Do you want to purchase this shirt? What’s that, you ask? What’s the answer to all these questions?
Well, from top to bottom:
1) I would not like them on a boat, I would not like them with a goat.
2) I’m not a witch!
3) Because life’s tough, Indy.
4) Be a dear, Lurch, and take the gentleman’s hat.
5) Adventure Time!
6) If he falls in love with her, it can be presumed: his carefree days with us are history. In short, our pal is doomed.
7) Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
8) The rum’s always gone.
9) Of course. You’re a wrinkled green muppet with huge ears.
10) Because, Kermit, rainbows are awesome.
13) Deactivating your homicidal ass, Hal.
14) The way I figure, if you’re going to make a time machine out of a car, why not do it with style?
15) Because I’m the goddamn Batman.
16) I guess the answer to this one depends on whether you’re a boy or a girl.
17) Red and green.
19) Because life’s tough, Ron.
21) No, because you shot me full of bullets.
22) Po-ta-toes? Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew?
23) African or European?