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Black Licorice Smack:

1 shot of Absinthe over ice in a tall glass, top off with Birch Beer.

Frangelico French Vanilla Soda:

1 shot of Frangelico over ice, add 1 bottle of Cream Soda, J…

Agapita plays hide n seek
in her pretty dress
her hair an ungodly mess
nose springing a leak
finger put in place to hold back the disgrace
of ending another game all covered in "snot":http…

Although Absinthe is a European creation, that doesn’t mean that the Mayan Shamens weren’t using a thurjon containing plant in their rituals.

1.5 oz/45 ml of "Black Cat Coffee Absinthe":http…

Chimney chunks and moustache grass
Are strewn across my lawn
I stare out my window
Listening to my favorite song
Waiting for the dawn
to break
And talking to my Cobra
He poses me a ques…

All I want for Christmas!

The morning before Christmas Break, Paul Mills rode on the bus in fear. He sat in the seat directly behind the bus driver praying that his kindergarten teacher,…

Ben Olenick has to wake up exceptionally early on the morning of April 1st, 2001. He and his friend Charlie Bob Charleston are going to the Las Vegas Outlaws game at four, which would have giv…

Chapter 3: The Conception

John Sikorak and Troy Severson were on the nightly ride through the backwoods of Southern New Hampshire shining for dear. A ritual they began about five years ago …

The deer sprinted for a good three and a half miles, clearing downed logs and misplaced boulders along the way. He slowed his pace. Every couple of days in his routine he comes across the men …

Paul Mills is gingerly running his finger along the job board in the Student Union of what is soon to be his Alma Mata. He has spent the last four years slaving in the hot kitchens of Johnso…

Paul is packing up his stuff in his room whilst his mother is standing in the doorway smoking a cigarette and drinking a martini. “I’ll call you when I have an address so you can ship the rest…

Chapter ?: In the Cabin of A Small Commuter Plane

Paul makes his way down the extremely narrow isle of the commuter plane that is taking him to Pease International Trade Port just outside o…

 22 oz. rocks glass filled with ice
 ½ oz. Gin over the ice
 1 oz. "Gothica Absinthe":http://www.alandia.de/absinthe/product_info.php/language/en/info/p463_Absinthe-Gothica.html gently a…

Fabulous Marmalade

In the early morning hours before sunrise last Tuesday I stopped by the grocery store in the general vicinity of Tropicana and Topaz to pick up some everyday supplies. …

"I stole a fish
Out of your tank
I just wanted it
The colors were pretty
So I took it out and put it in my thermos
You are probably thinking that one of the other fish ate him
So you won…

"Usually this drink consists of Absinthe and Champagne but I hate Champagne, how very un-French of me but the shit sucks! So I use 1 shot of Absinthe to 3 parts Pinot Grigio, or another white …

1 oz/30 ml Gothica Essence of Darkness Absinthe over ice in a goblet.

3-4 oz/ 90-120 ml of Casillero del Diablo Carmenere or Merlot slowly added down the side of the goblet.

I figured out the hold up with the new Guns N Roses CD, they want to wait and release it in conjunction with Democracy in China. That is why he named it Chinese Democracy, don’t you think? Wh…

Remove cap or cork from favorite bottle of Rum and begin drinking, from the bottle or you’re not a pirate.

1 shot of Absinthe poured over ice in a tall rocks glass.

Slowly poor Calypso flavored green tea down side of glass to top off.

Goes down smooth so drink with caution.

How ever much Absinthe and However much Rock Star Energy Drink you desire. Pour over ice and enjoy during your morning routine.