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Murder Machine Industries Inc. Propaganda Broadcast: First Deluxe Killbot Rolls Off the Lot!

It was a proud day indeed when we here at Murder Machine Industries Inc. recently received our first order for our Killbot 03: Bitter Pill Deluxe. Our manufacturing plant has since notified Head Office that the proud (mystery) owner’s unit has been built and shipped, and is now making it’s way through discrete channels to its intended destination.

We would like to take this opportunity to thank Patient Zero (memo from editorial: read ‘happy customer’ ) and hope that they have as much fun using it to eliminate their intended targets as our engineer had in creating it.

Have a Fruitful and Productive Day :o)

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Comments

  • Diesel Laws
    Diesel Lawsalmost 6 years ago

    Hahahah oh damn, Killbot is going to be huge. Such a great ongoing theme!

    Ooops, sorry if I killed the ongoing robotic theme – I will get back on to it now -

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