back in the ussr... T-Shirt

mister khan

back in the ussr...

imagine a 100 metre long nuclear capable military ship that can FLY carrying 1000 tonnes of cargo at 550 km an hour. at a steady altitude of 1 metre.

the russians did, in 1960, and fucking built it. and they’re still in service.

the future was here.

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  • Danny

    Danny

    yes one of the wonders that was revealed to world after Glasnost.

  • mister khan replied

    i think it might have been the only wonder.

  • LostGod

    LostGod

    what is it called?...i`d like to check it out.

  • mister khan replied

    ekranoplan. there are loads of them. well interesting, and not too shoddy an idea. i’ve got a pal who is building a 4 seat ‘joy riding’ version for commerical sale.

  • kathleen

    kathleen

    i am worried for you and me…

  • mister khan replied

    fear not. you don’;t work in a bank.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    holy crapoly.

    does what you were saying about the US defense budget apply to russia also ?

  • mister khan replied

    russia has an ‘emergency fund’ created with oil revenues totalling close on a trillion now.

    the schools are sort of 2nd worldy, and so are the hospitals…so what are they saving the cash for? what sort of ‘emergency’? the sort of emergency that involcves investing enormously in military technology, i suspect.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    holy crapoly :

  • mister khan replied

    craploy mcholy.

  • kathleen

    kathleen

    steady altitude of 1 metre.

    so they can’t go near trees then… or people for that matter… and what happens when the sea is choppy and waves are big… does is adjust it’s altitude accordingly???

  • mister khan replied

    it can fly at up to 3500 metres. as low as 1 metre. and its wings can cut through water. it is a ship- not a plane.

  • LostGod

    LostGod

  • mister khan
  • mister khan

    mister khan

    if you compare the above two pictures of the same craft, you’ll understand the ‘flying at an altitude of 1 metre’ thing. on the first picture the shadow of the wings is visible on the sea.

  • LostGod

    LostGod

    sure is an ugly looking son of a bitch.

  • kathleen

    kathleen

    damn … I am just such a girl… but it looks so retro… them curves baby! wolf whistle accordingly!

  • Murray Swift

    Murray Swift

    Duck and cover!

  • mister khan replied

    atomic cafe?

  • Lawford

    Lawford

    Where’s my skis?

  • eon  .

    eon .

    M8 Im sold I wanna become Russian, Where do I get the Visa ( ’ – P

  • Gregory John O'Flaherty

    Gregory John O...

    Some “sane” person designed it… And they recon I am schizo….

  • LostGod

    LostGod

    i supose it does have some retro charm.

  • Steven  Sandner

    Steven Sandner

    nice, i doubt the 3500m max height. its not aerodynamically stable enough. it uses and needs the ‘ground effect’ to stay airborne, its wings are designed specifically for low flight (+/- 1m)

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