‘who were you in a past life?’
today i’ve met three cleopatras and a pair of leonardo da vincis.
haven’t bumped into hitler yet.
personally i’m more interested in who i’ll be in the next life. that’s where it gets really interesting. personally i’m planning to be hitler, actually manage to carve out a living as a shit panel painter, not get interested in politics, and save the world from the second world war.
then i’m going to be rasputin, just for fun.
who are you going to be?
Juilee Pryor, 6 months ago
me
cserpent, 6 months ago
I’m going to be a happy Jersey cow on a small hold farm. I will pause occasionally in reflective surfaces to admire my calf-baring hips. Then I’ll chew my cud and marvel over the fact that i have 6 stomachs. 4 for savoury, 2 for pudding.
Juilee Pryor, 6 months ago
ha ha 2 for pudding way to go…... :)
Lucan Industri..., 6 months ago
Lenny Henry.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Lucan Industries Unlimited’s comment, 6 months ago
any takers for jennifer saunders?
kathleen
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6 months ago
i’ll be some old twisted crone…
Lucan Industri..., 6 months ago
Actually I’m going to be Noel Coward, and when I am three I will headbutt a scalpel and spear my brain. To save middle England from my appalling being. And Mr Fucking Blobby.
This act will have the George Cross bestowed upon me posthumously.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Lucan Industries Unlimited’s comment, 6 months ago
that’s more like it. working for the greater good and that.
i’ll be queen victoria and award you the medal before you’re actually born.
Gregory John O..., 6 months ago
I stuck with me again too. Totally fucked this time round so have do it all again. see you on the battle front
Carson Collins, 6 months ago
Remember what it was like before you were born?
Well, that’s exactly how it’s going to be after you die.
Andrew Dunwoody, 6 months ago
i’ll be jennifer saunders
Lucindawind, 6 months ago
a spoiled well taken care of cat :)
sjem, 6 months ago
Brad PItt’s left testicle.
sjem, 6 months ago
I’ll grow a large cyst for him.
Treborus, 6 months ago
The more I hear of Quantum physics & the weird nature involved – I begin to wonder if it has a baring on our very being – our being here now & maybe the next incarnation – eitherway – I think it will be beyond our imagination ….
sjem, 6 months ago
... out of spite – that Jolie is H-O-T.
pentangled, 6 months ago
Blimey, I’m gonna need another go round as this person I think – I’m only beginning to puzzle out how this game works…! ;o)
butchart, 6 months ago
me… but with a bigger dick and better hair
JacquelineGwynne, 6 months ago
I was a bum, no hang on that’s this life too…
Darren Stones, 6 months ago
Thank you for this opportunity, Rabbitollah.
The Australian Outback hero Russell Coight is someone I aspire to being as a being when my being has stopped being. Trust you’re on my wavelength here.
BeauRivagee, 6 months ago
A prolific writer with infinite wisdom
dawlishblue, 6 months ago
Me – but next time I’d have more children
frozenfa, 6 months ago
i just wanna be a cat~ meow! XD
LostBoy1, 6 months ago
may the farce be with you…nazi
Roy barry, 6 months ago
Paul Mcartney, only this time, I’ll listen to the fuckin’ kids…........
lolowe, 6 months ago
I’d come back as a tree and reach for heaven.
Mummified
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6 months ago
I am going to be the funny chick in “black books”. alternatively, If Dawn French is available…
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Andrew Dunwoody’s comment, 6 months ago
where you one of those chaps who always put his hand up at school when they asked for ‘a volunteer’?
citizen "KHAN" in reply to sjem’s comment, 6 months ago
what would jung say…?
Ange, 6 months ago
i will exist in another universe altogether.
f__k being human again.
citizen "KHAN", 6 months ago
fork being human or fuck being human? i’m confused.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Ange’s comment, 6 months ago
fork being human or fuck being human? i’m confused.
Ange, 6 months ago
fuck being human…
sjem, 6 months ago
Actually I’m a bit vague on Jung’s position. If only he were here to comment …
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Ange’s comment, 6 months ago
fuck human beings?
citizen "KHAN", 6 months ago
jung is currently writing his latest hypothesis on how princess diana’s death caused the second world war. he assures me his postion is ‘the banana tree’.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to lolowe’s comment, 6 months ago
that my dear, is a lovely thought- but would you get annoyed by all the children climbing up you to pinch your apples?
citizen "KHAN" in reply to BeauRivagee’s comment, 6 months ago
why do you have to be reincarnated to achieve this?
citizen "KHAN" in reply to JacquelineGwynne’s comment, 6 months ago
and the next one i’m going to be an absolute total ….(insert anatomical reference here)
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Carson Collins’s comment, 6 months ago
how the fuck am i going to end up listening to my mother berate my father for his gambling through the wall of her womb if i’m dead?
you’re weird, you are.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Lucindawind’s comment, 6 months ago
good to know the revolutionary spirit is alive and well
citizen "KHAN" in reply to sjem’s comment, 6 months ago
that jolie is also a T-O-T-A-L and U-T-T-E-R fucking N-U-T-T-E-R, so take care- probably means she’s out of this world as far as bedroom gymnastics are concerned, but liable to be beheaded by a dinner plate for putting the ketchup in the wrong part of the fridge.
good luck.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to butchart’s comment, 6 months ago
personally i’d go for bigger hair and a better dick.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Treborus’s comment, 6 months ago
i think it is merely dictated by our imagination. like this life.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to LostBoy1’s comment, 6 months ago
иди на хой, товариш
citizen "KHAN" in reply to cserpent’s comment, 6 months ago
good to see at least someone knows exactly what they want.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Darren Stones’s comment, 6 months ago
why don’t you just buy a hat?
(have you ever tried camel milk?)
butchart, 6 months ago
the thing about hair… it grows your entire life…. i think you know how the dick thing works out…......b
citizen "KHAN" in reply to butchart’s comment, 6 months ago
really? i find quite the opposite is happening. my hair is getting less, but my dick just doesn’t seem to stop growing. how odd.
butchart, 6 months ago
can i come see
LostBoy1, 6 months ago
I`m with Ange…you`d become Hitler for all the wrong reasons…your a germ
citizen "KHAN" in reply to butchart’s comment, 6 months ago
(you want to try ‘the banana tree’. get the old kundalini up to 240 volts.)
butchart, 6 months ago
is that a challange?
citizen "KHAN" in reply to LostBoy1’s comment, 6 months ago
congratulations on your pairing.
please don’t start ‘name calling’, you waft of gaseous amoebic effluent. (single cell fart)
citizen "KHAN" in reply to butchart’s comment, 6 months ago
it’s a hathya yoga position where you do a head stand, and simultaneously maintain an erection. for half an hour.
call that a challenge, if you like.
butchart, 6 months ago
naw… that’s my basic morning routine…. i thought you had something interesting to say…. shit..another empty comment…bummer
LostBoy1, 6 months ago
i don`t like you anymore…even your guilt trips are lies….liar
LostBoy1, 6 months ago
the rabbitolah says….
citizen "KHAN" in reply to LostBoy1’s comment, 6 months ago
...i don’t know what mental image you’ve created of my personage, but maybe its time to stop jacking off over me and concentrate on someone else.
if you felt guilty, then it was real. if you did not then it was not. truth and realtiy are not neccesarily the same thing. you are not quite sure in which context i am a liar. am i lying about truth, or am i lying about reality. i think you are involved in the same confusion about your own emotions.
it sounds as if you felt guilty, and then felt guilty for being guilty because you reassesed your guilt not as a human response but as a trait of weakness of character, perhaps after having your ego deflated in the real world- turned down by a girl, or insulted by a man. now you hate me for it, when really it has little to do with me.
observing your heart warming online identity crisises has an edge of operah winfrey-esque voyeuristic appeal about it, but on the whole i’d much rather observe the clever things you do ‘in silence’.
you don’t like me? i don’t believe you ever liked me. considering you are occur in my reality as nothing more than an organised set of pixels, and for all i know are a polynesian septogenarian hermaphrodite dentist with a lego fetish, this revelation has little baring on my existence.
lolowe, 6 months ago
Ha, not at all. That’s what they’re there for afterall. For everyone to enjoy them as much as I do.
Andrew Dunwoody, 6 months ago
no, just want to be jennifer saunders. dawn french would take about 3 of me to do and is harder
Ange, 6 months ago
fuck human beings?
nah, that would be hitlers job.
HOOK STUDIO, 6 months ago
Rupert Murdochs Great Grand Son…From his Son Laughlin’s son.
Then I could rule the worlds media .
I have been told twice now by to seperate spooks that I was the Same French person come back. When two people tell you the same person, one starts to wonder if we wear a name plate on our foreheads. It makes me think about it.
LostBoy, 6 months ago
LostBoy1 is dead…we can start fresh if you like.
seeings you like my Datto and all…(((hugs?)))
you were nice to me on new years eve…i won`t forget that.
LostBoy, 6 months ago
I`ve had an attitude adjustment…mate.
citizen "KHAN" in reply to Juilee Pryor’s comment, 6 months ago
that was an answer worthy of hoff nobbery, and brings to the fore the question, what if we are just eternally reincarnated as ourselves….? makes everythnig seem much less important. splendid.
Juilee Pryor, 6 months ago
ohhh goody does this mean I get another chocolate hoff nob ?
retsilla, 6 months ago
Just go easy stereotyping polynesian septogenarian hermaphrodite dentists willy nilly…....
citizen "KHAN" in reply to retsilla’s comment, 6 months ago
willy nilly? sexist.
retsilla, 6 months ago
No – rather hermaphrodite’s pack their own…...
citizen "KHAN" in reply to retsilla’s comment, 6 months ago
i roll my own.
GODD, 4 months ago
OI!!!
WASSUP!!!!
WHERE R YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!???
DID YOR HEAD EXPLODE???