your last chance to kill mister khan. update.
mister khan offered to make on-line virtual suicide for pleasure of redbubble users who now think he deserve now to die after serious online moustache abuse scandal and repent for unfortunate deep sea fishing manslaughter incident.
problem to decide HOW to die, if now die. (it big creative window no?).
fleece say ‘live’. fleece say my master fighting ‘mediocrasy’ which i no spell
WarOfROSES suggesting ‘try shotgun mouthwash, then post hirez.’ which seem good effectiveness. if do on big kanvas make nice work too, and less clean up work for butler. i suggest him.
jienn heibloem say ‘stay, go…it’s up to you’. what mister khan say is NO. STOP. WRONG. MISSING OF POINT. whole point being ‘up to you’, not up to him’, now he dedicate his life to redbubble like a soldier to the trench.
Mrs. Whirligig also saying similairs- ‘Why do you need other people to decide your fate for you? It’s your life, your decision’. i go ask mister khan now this question. he mumble into silk stocking stuffed into mouth. i think what he try to say is after kinky game cannot make decision because hands are tied. and he like it that way.
why no pretty redbubble girl who want to help him achieve production/ reproduction? he have noble ears and excellent fetlocks. in our country this very good.
mister khan wishing well on everybody, and invite for tea.
butler.
WolfAtLarge, about 1 year ago
Bolkov boyatsya v les nye hodit….
(car-exhaust sauna FTW)
thickblackoutline
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about 1 year ago
aaawwwwwwwwwww, but what about the anorexic models he has in the rabbit fur coats?
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
ya ne znaou voloshka- eto slozhno; u mister khan nyeto mashina, i kogda est minus 35 gradusov moroz, vse ravno mashina ne rabotaet.
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
thickblack outline.
mister khan informs that he will be auctioning models on ebay – but considers their acquisition not-good-faith motivation for suicide voting.
naughty thickblackoutline.
butler.
WarOfTheRoses, about 1 year ago
(He who is afraid of wolves should not walk in the forest)
antifreeze may solve both of your problems :)
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
antifreeze stops working at minus 25. everyone in xanti-mansisk knows that. even the ones that drink it.
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
drinking anti-freeze is no sure way to die. it just stops you from living. the two are not the same..
Elaine van Dyk, about 1 year ago
This is getting funnier by the hour. Keep it going!
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
sometimes the condemned man needing to sleep. even in russia,
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
(antifreeze helps)
Lucan Industri..., about 1 year ago
I vote for the digital binaric suicide of mister khan, I am very proud of my moustache, although it still be flecked with bits of nanny brain. Although no death before I take you up on the offer of tea, but only if anna recsik is still around. Actually I think the butler needs a break, goa perhaps? I think mother russia’s bosom has swamped him too much.
Free the butler, kill khan, stop moustachism.
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
ahhh, mr industries- my previous employer. mister khan says ‘always welcome to tea- in the cellar, with the lead piping?’. he think historical reenactment suicide best idea he heard. what should he wear?
mister khan say don’t try to draw him into moustache-based discussion because previous experiences show that it only ends. He warn all against this now he learn his lesson.
next week he make big demonstration in hole of russia against moustache abuse. he collect many sciewntific and nonscientific fact on this topic it so interest him now. mister khan suggesting that you shave off big brain filled moustache for benefit of sexual success because he know well that problem having yours big one (small one). he make questionairre. anorexic models no-liking the rash.
mister khan himself growning beard to defend himself. photos to follow- once he finds chemist to develop his ‘110’ cartridges.
butler no want to be free. butler have key for medicine cabinet. it enough.
LostBoy1, about 1 year ago
I read your words and i don`t understand them…so i must be dum…all i see is a man in pain….
LostBoy1, about 1 year ago
but then how do you know your alive if your not in pain…..
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
no pain with key to medicine cabinet, friend of mine.
maybe you need key to medicine cabinet to understand?
you no dumb- you make retrolust.
retrolust no dumb.
retrolust good.
mister khan once feel bored, make six way bondage orgy photoshoot with many barbiedolls and a dog alsatian, then harddrive go soft and work only happy memory.
you see man in pain? how you see me? you using naughty webcam site i thinking. naughty lostboy1. your mummy not know where you are?
you no worry. mister khan feeling good.
Cliff Vestergaard, about 1 year ago
I read your words and i don`t understand them whatever you say MATE
citizen "KHAN", about 1 year ago
i am touched.