princess diana and the collective consciousness
princess diana on pilgrimage to the taj mahoff, experiences how the power of hoff, the love of hoff, and the light of hoff, (hoff power, hoff love and hoff light™) come to her aid in her hour of need. a life changing moment.
retsilla
Ahh look at the craftsmanship in this image…...cut off his hands!!!
rabbitollah – the Whacky Racers rang…they want their car back….
Ange
my my your montages are becoming more & more sophisticated as each week goes by…
hoff power to you:)
mister khan replied
it’s not a montage ange, it’s a photograph.
clearly reality is simply becoming more and more believable….
retsilla
Is that an AK47 or a Kalishnahoff?
mister khan replied
it’s an automatic chicken feeder.
eon .
I’de love to Hoff and Huff and Puff those Joints down. Great job all good, but wheres Dodi’s baby?
I have always thought it strange that the man came with the name to do her in
DO Di! and his love for her, it seems, did.
mister khan replied
maybe it’s in the bag with prince harry’s dna test results….?
EvangelosGazis
...a light or a lighter???
mister khan replied
in coloquial speech the definition is ambiguous
EvangelosGazis
ambiguity is the first step to hoff…badhoff & goodhoff!!!
mister khan
ambihoff™
mister khan
considering she has an enormous spliff in her mouth, my guess is she’s asking for a light source of some sort, so she can find the matches in her hand bag.
EvangelosGazis
...YES, my prophet on high!!!
hic Rhodus, hic saltus!!!
mister khan replied
rev. evangelo please give translations of your latin sermons for our unread brethren. like me.
sjem ©
Delightful. The Hoff-Dome on the Taj is inspired work.
And there’s some boobs; it doesn’t get much better.
mister khan replied
the taj mahoff is more ‘inspiring’ than ‘inspired’. we must organise an excursion. it really is lovely day out for all the family.
the boobs are just a decoy to help ‘young people’ such as yourself not be embarassed by theiur faith- if their peers find them smuggling ‘the book of QUORN’ into the toilets at lunchtime for some seruptucious scripture study then they won’t lose their cred for being interested in ‘religion’.
christianity has been going wrong since they censored the bit about mary magdelene’s party tricks at the last supper.
doesn’t ‘olga’ just have the most remarkably well-formed-set-of-well-behaved-sit-up-and-beg-funbags-you’ve-seen-this-morning? and a whole packet of hoff-nobs. what fun.
Andrew Dunwoody
fucking brilliant
mister khan replied
thankyou dunwoody. it’s nice to come accross one who doesn’t mince his words in the act of appreciation.
bites
Nice flippers
mister khan replied
saucy.
EvangelosGazis
reverendus rabbitollah, i have to say this: our brethren quornians are enough cultivated, i think, & they have a latin-english dictionary or at least they can, if they have the spiritual curiosity, to see at internet’s search machines the meanining of the sermons… as for the moment (...of easter), i dedicate to the hoffcommunity (& of course under your license) this poor gift#
hoffunism will be victorious!!! salva est navis!!!
Cathryn Swanson
Such creativity, there’s so much to see. Well done Rabbitollah.
EvangelosGazis
salva est navis=the ship is safe
Steven Sandner
Subtle and masterful, amazingly done. Just brilliant work!
Robert O'Neill
Extremely superb. Brilliant work Rabi.
santakaoss
If only i was hoff…
Adrian Rachele
I just love the huge columns. You have one great imagination mister k.
mister khan replied
you flatter me. i simply smoke too much and work too little.