hoff-nob.

fleur14, 5 months ago

immediate crumb spluttering lolz

Gregory John O..., 5 months ago

Ha Ha

JacquelineGwynne, 5 months ago

You are a very strange man! (which is a good thing)

mister khan in reply to JacquelineGwynne’s comment, 5 months ago

i am filled with hoff power. and hoff love.

Bryan Davidson, 5 months ago

Dear lord, is there anything better than this?

JacquelineGwynne, 5 months ago

Good for you, so is he!

Ange, 5 months ago

what happens when you eat it?

kcallow, 5 months ago

haha have you ever seen this fool sing

STRINGER, 5 months ago

BLASPHEMY!!!
A NON BELEEEEIVER!!!!
PERSECUTE HER!!!!

LostBoy1, 5 months ago

Help!

I gotta find this guy and remove him from my watch list NOW!!!

sjem, 5 months ago

What a majestic badge of honour this will be to this fortunate enough to earn it.

Chanel2, 5 months ago

I look forward to when I have one of these sitting in my comments.

mister khan in reply to sjem’s comment, 5 months ago

hoff nob- it’s not a mortal concern. it’s securely in the hand of hoff…but i’ll put a good word in for you.

mister khan in reply to Chanel2’s comment, 5 months ago

fear not, child. the hand of hoff is firm but kind, and what with hoff being the hoff, and him having the hoff power and all that, there is more than enough hoff nob to go around. ‘all shall have their fill of the nob of hoff, and they shall call ‘thankyou hof, for your nob’, and they shall be happy’.

so it is written in the book of quorn, page three, just under the spot the difference competition.

bites, 5 months ago

The hoff looks like a sure tasty treat : )

Peter Davidson, 5 months ago

‘He is NOT the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!’

Bless you and the Hoff, my son

mister khan in reply to Ange’s comment, 5 months ago

all is revealed, naturally.

mister khan in reply to kcallow’s comment, 5 months ago

no, but then i’ve never heard him smile either.

EvangelosGazis, 5 months ago

as a faithful & humble servant of the new-born hoffnobreligion, i declare that there are (according to quorn) five & a half dimensions of hoffspirit, as following:

first dimension=hoffwind or hoffair

second dimension=hoffhumour

third dimension=hoffghost

fourthdimension=hoffalcohol

the fifth & a half dimension is to be declared only by Masterhoff himself & through the holy mouth of the prophet rabbitollah…

AMEN!!!

kcallow, 5 months ago

Ange, 5 months ago

i have been most humbled to recieve a hoff-nob just yesterday.
it was a great honour:)

but it was taken away as fast as it was given (or was it given at all!)
it still appears to be there. something to ponder on indeed…

mister khan in reply to Ange’s comment, 5 months ago

“but it was taken away as fast as it was given (or was it given at all!)”

some one nobbed your hoff nob or what? what’s going on?

Ange, 5 months ago

not sure…but all good:)

Lucan Industri..., 5 months ago

Can one dunk this?

mister khan in reply to Lucan Industries Unlimited’s comment, 5 months ago

it’s a brave man you dunks the nob off hoff. a brave man indeed.

Lucan Industri..., 5 months ago

I would reply to that, but I am distracted by your cleavage Lotus, totally distracted.

Rebecca Barker, 5 months ago

Hoff-nob he he he fun!!!

mister khan in reply to Rebecca Barker’s comment, 5 months ago

fill yourself with ‘hoff love™’ ms. barker. don’t be shy.

Rebecca Barker, 5 months ago

it would deffinitly keep you regular!!

peter hoenderdos, 5 months ago

yeah yeah

lolowe, 4 months ago

LOL.

Zolton, 3 months ago

I was going to ask, oh great rabbitollah, why the world is so taken by the image of this man. Then I was going to ask why he does not have his own religion already (missing out on a cash cow, he is.) Then…. I checked out Quorn…

santakaoss, 3 months ago

Genius! I wanna be a Hoffnob!

salsbells69, 22 days ago

Bring back the Hoff~! well done.