When I search for ‘Book of Quorn,’ this is what I get – http://www.hotel.com.au/Quorn-United-Kingdom/Quorn-Country-Hotel-2-hotels.asp Am I enlightened?
I love carrot sticks! Getting all fancy there with the reflections hey Mr K. Keep up the excellently strange work. Hang on did the hoff turn into her? Oh no shes the son of the Hoff…glad she is facing away from us in that case then.
upon closer look this montage is bloody hilarious….is that the late lady di pointing a gun at you rabbitollah? & i must say the chickie in the orange bikini with the hoffs head between her legs is lookin a wee bit skinny there! must be on the same wavelength cause that section kinda looks like my latest upload:) mind you i posted the original on mine to appease your thoughts on my supposedly skinny p/s editing!
but hahahaha!! you really are a tripper khan. love it.
yes i had no idea we’d both done ‘through the legs”. (‘a nutmeg’ in football parlance). but i was chanelling the hoff in a seventh -level yoga hopping trance at the time, trying to ignore what princess di was whispering in my ear whilst concentrating on the shining bucket of cristal champagne ahead. the patented ‘duck of hoff’ water-walking shoe-trousers do assist in the performance of this particular miracle, but it is more imprtant to know that the ak is loaded with live rounds. naturally it is not to me to decide where and when in nature the hoff manifests his hoffness, or where girls in bikinis choose to read ‘the book of quorn™’. indeed, the composition looks entirely accidental to me. furthermore i have no idea who took the photo. unless it was you, of course, which would explain everything quite succintly. i can only speculate you were also in a seventh-level yoga hopping trance at the time and thus have no immediate recollection of the fact.
oh rabbitollah, that makes sense of course….i must of been in the seventh level & not known. btw i love a daily dose of yoga. keeps me physically & mentally healthy.
my guru, dadu ram, used to do yoga every morning, and used to swear by it. but he did it every day in a ring of fires in the thar desert during the hottest part of the day for a whole summer, and then rubbed the ash into his body. now he doesn’t feel the cold. his cousin, a naga baba, is only 28 ,and he spent twelve of them without sitting, or lying down (even when sleeping, and comically, whilst travelling in cars or rickshaws). he does yoga too. he does public demonstrations of his control of prana at religious pligrimages and festivals, where he ties one end of a rope onto his ‘lingum’, and the other to the nearest available jeep, pulls the rope through his legs, and pulls it along for a bit. mentally physically healthy.
Indeed you are very lucky that you have such an incredible guru master…& his lingam stretching brother well he must be on another planet surely.
When you have the time Rabbitollah would be honoured to read of all the feats you have yourself learnt & mastered thus far. Unless of course they are to be kept secret from the masses in which case I shall fully understand.
i suffer from skill displacement. i learn one thing and forget another. indeed entirely forget the other even exists. and then something reminds me of it and i feel hoff love, and then shortly afterwards, i feel the hoff power, raining down, upon my soul. i remember that i am lucky and fortunate enough to have the use of six arms and four legs.
i can roll really good joints and can read upside down. i bowl a steady left arm fast-medium, but can only throw once a day and bat like glen mcgrath on tranquilisers. i am getting better at sushi, but have forgotten the basic principals of a roux sauce. and i can walk on water.
joints & cricket not my thing at all. sushi is divine.
as for walking on water, i’d like to go one step further & part the seas straight don’t the middle. create some tumultuous roaring waves just for the hell of it whilst keeping my hair, clothes & ipod for inspiration…completely dry.
the seas would be parted to swallow whole all the nasties & yes then we could feed the kids once equilibrium is set. after all i have read the book of QUORN.
clone42, 6 months ago
When I search for ‘Book of Quorn,’ this is what I get –
http://www.hotel.com.au/Quorn-United-Kingdom/Quorn-Country-Hotel-2-hotels.asp
Am I enlightened?
mister khan in reply to clone42’s comment, 6 months ago
why not try typing ‘am i enlightened’ into your search engine, and then you’ll certainly find the truth.
HOOK STUDIO, 6 months ago
EXA$@CKULENT…EVEN PRODUCTS TO SELL…
TOO GOOD 2 GOOD…..xx
clone42, 6 months ago
Nope, just propaganda and anti-Islam BS.
Check out -
http://www.intrex.net/chzg/williams.htm
Be warned – enlightenment doesn’t come easy…
nofrillsart, 5 months ago
I love carrot sticks! Getting all fancy there with the reflections hey Mr K.
Keep up the excellently strange work. Hang on did the hoff turn into her? Oh no shes the son of the Hoff…glad she is facing away from us in that case then.
Gregoryno6, 5 months ago
Is that a certain Princess Who Di-ed sticking a gun in your ear?
mister khan in reply to Gregoryno6’s comment, 5 months ago
blessed with the eye of the tiger there old chap. and i can tell you she fixes a fine martini.
Gregoryno6, 5 months ago
She’s handy with a firearm too. Now we know where the lad got it from.
bites, 5 months ago
Nice reflections!
MuscularTeeth
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5 months ago
cool work.
love the montage work..
Ange, 5 months ago
upon closer look this montage is bloody hilarious….is that the late lady di pointing a gun at you rabbitollah? & i must say the chickie in the orange bikini with the hoffs head between her legs is lookin a wee bit skinny there! must be on the same wavelength cause that section kinda looks like my latest upload:) mind you i posted the original on mine to appease your thoughts on my supposedly skinny p/s editing!
but hahahaha!! you really are a tripper khan. love it.
mister khan in reply to Ange’s comment, 5 months ago
yes i had no idea we’d both done ‘through the legs”. (‘a nutmeg’ in football parlance). but i was chanelling the hoff in a seventh -level yoga hopping trance at the time, trying to ignore what princess di was whispering in my ear whilst concentrating on the shining bucket of cristal champagne ahead. the patented ‘duck of hoff’ water-walking shoe-trousers do assist in the performance of this particular miracle, but it is more imprtant to know that the ak is loaded with live rounds. naturally it is not to me to decide where and when in nature the hoff manifests his hoffness, or where girls in bikinis choose to read ‘the book of quorn™’. indeed, the composition looks entirely accidental to me. furthermore i have no idea who took the photo. unless it was you, of course, which would explain everything quite succintly. i can only speculate you were also in a seventh-level yoga hopping trance at the time and thus have no immediate recollection of the fact.
as is the will of hoff.
peace be to hoff.
aman.
Ange, 5 months ago
oh rabbitollah, that makes sense of course….i must of been in the seventh level & not known.
btw i love a daily dose of yoga. keeps me physically & mentally healthy.
mister khan, 5 months ago
my guru, dadu ram, used to do yoga every morning, and used to swear by it. but he did it every day in a ring of fires in the thar desert during the hottest part of the day for a whole summer, and then rubbed the ash into his body. now he doesn’t feel the cold. his cousin, a naga baba, is only 28 ,and he spent twelve of them without sitting, or lying down (even when sleeping, and comically, whilst travelling in cars or rickshaws). he does yoga too. he does public demonstrations of his control of prana at religious pligrimages and festivals, where he ties one end of a rope onto his ‘lingum’, and the other to the nearest available jeep, pulls the rope through his legs, and pulls it along for a bit. mentally physically healthy.
Ange, 5 months ago
oh wow. thats powerful mental, physical agility there!
i merely stretch.
mister khan in reply to Ange’s comment, 5 months ago
and so my dear, does he
Ange, 5 months ago
Indeed you are very lucky that you have such an incredible guru master…& his lingam stretching brother well he must be on another planet surely.
When you have the time Rabbitollah would be honoured to read of all the feats you have yourself learnt & mastered thus far. Unless of course they are to be kept secret from the masses in which case I shall fully understand.
mister khan in reply to Ange’s comment, 5 months ago
i suffer from skill displacement. i learn one thing and forget another. indeed entirely forget the other even exists. and then something reminds me of it and i feel hoff love, and then shortly afterwards, i feel the hoff power, raining down, upon my soul. i remember that i am lucky and fortunate enough to have the use of six arms and four legs.
i can roll really good joints and can read upside down. i bowl a steady left arm fast-medium, but can only throw once a day and bat like glen mcgrath on tranquilisers. i am getting better at sushi, but have forgotten the basic principals of a roux sauce. and i can walk on water.
Ange, 5 months ago
joints & cricket not my thing at all.
sushi is divine.
as for walking on water, i’d like to go one step further & part the seas straight don’t the middle. create some tumultuous roaring waves just for the hell of it whilst keeping my hair, clothes & ipod for inspiration…completely dry.
Ange, 5 months ago
typo, part the seas down the middle that is.
mister khan in reply to Ange’s comment, 5 months ago
really?
personally i’d like all the children of the world to have sustainable protein rich meat free nutrition. for miracles i look to the book of *QUORN.
Ange, 5 months ago
the seas would be parted to swallow whole all the nasties & yes then we could feed the kids once equilibrium is set. after all i have read the book of QUORN.
mister khan, 5 months ago
good girl.
Ange, 5 months ago
you need to be in the 10 yoga dimension for such clarity.
mister khan in reply to Ange’s comment, 5 months ago
why don’t you put on a hat and sit down..?
have you visited QUORN-the fifth and a half dimension recently..?
Ange, 5 months ago
i am sitting, standing, dancing (like a sufi!) all at once.
i am beyond the 5th & a half dimension im afraid to say:)
jerry alcantara, 5 months ago
cool work like always
Jeff Burns, 5 months ago
Gorgeous image great work
silveraya, 5 months ago
cool image…you have some great work
Lucan Industri..., 5 months ago
Why is this not on the homepage?
Or at least the avatar for the photoshop group.
The Capri feet are marvellous.
majo, 5 months ago
nice canyon
mister khan, 5 months ago
why thankyou.
Robert O'Neill, 3 months ago
Just excellent!!