london's calling
sjem’s corrected entry, on my behalf.
it has to be on my behalf now, as he’s gone and changed his design after the voting has finished. clearly he’s one of those blokes who you play pool with, who suddenly announces that ‘we’re not naming pockets, are we?’ as he crabs over an easy black in the lounge bar of the ‘cheese and Hawking’
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sjem ©
HAHA
This IS a stroke of genius, you’re skills are improving exponentially methinks.
Although I have convinced myself you’re using a dodgy chicken powered computer from the Russian Space Agency and a copy of Photo-chop 1.x
What’s left of the ‘smoke’ from BigBen looks very convincingly like blood too.
mister khan replied
look here chief, if i actually spent more than 2 minutes knocking shit together, then my photochopping might not come under such scrutiny. i was faking tits onto bitmap images of cindy crawford pixel by pixel before i was old enough to even appreciate them, (on a 286 running 3.1 and microsoft paint), and spent half of one of possibly the most remarkable years of my life, to date, earning crust off the back of my talents and the liquiditiy of the moscow antique art market.
as for my gear- i’m running the deathcunt daddy 500 now. it’s got 5 kilowatts of everything steaming along at least 3 ghz faster than anything outside of the former soviet union, running pirated versions of popular american classics picked up down the market.
if you send me the original file and can tell me where to get the shot of boris with the open mouth any biger than 112 pixels, then i’ll happily make a ‘fit to sport’ for you to fit out your ever expanding outfit.
stop using words like ‘exponentially’.
Mel Brackstone
heh
Kitsmumma
ouch!
eon .
EXPONENTIALLY BRILL Mr. Citizen Hey Take care in case they raise the Iron Curtain again,
Barrack seems to like Kennedy, who hated the Ruskies as a sport, So I just hope the Cold War doesnt do a Version two….But Hey Those Russian babes are quite something.. So getting stuck under a big warm Mink Caot with a Russian blond in it wouldnt be all bad. Take care ( ” – )))))
I here Stoli is Purer there too, cant be all bad.
mister khan replied
ruskii standard platinum is the stuff you’re after- it’s distilled 9 times.
Lucan Industri...
I looked at this and now I have gout.
Lucan Industri...
I just left the Hope and Anchor, Germany had equalised.
mister khan replied
no they haven’t. it’s 2-0 still, and everyone knows it.
eon .
Hey thanks… I’ll look out for it… But if ya can only get it there, you might be onto a new Business op.. Mail order RUSKI Platinum Vodka and Wife all in one deal… Mail Order is the Go ya Know ( ’ – ))
Theres a Buck in Spent Plutonium Rods too I hear, FED EX Direct
sjem ©
Ahh – I am impressed by your CV. Be warned, however, you are firmly labelled as a ‘writer’ here on RedBubble and it’s dangerous to ‘branch out’ into other areas, upsets the apple cart you see. I bought a Nikon based on your poetry and it’s got me no end of grief.
I found this
What’s you’re email chief ? Bmail me.
sjem ©
And exponentially is one of my favourite words, so no.
Here’s someone else’s favourite words – she even put them on a tshirt
mister khan
nikon? what did you go and do that for? i can get fake leica 2’s with brass and snakeskin trimming for less than ‘dinner with a reasonably attractive girl’.
sjem ©
You bastard. Why didn’t you write a poem about that ? I’ve been betrayed by a digital entity who for all I know could be a 73 year old babushka with three teeth and bowel problem.
sjem ©
exponentially
STRINGER
THIS NEEDS MARCEL DUCHAMP’S INFAMOUS FOUNTAIN PLACED PRECARIOUSLY UPON THE HORSEY’S ARSE AND IT NEEDS TO HAVE A THOUGHT BUBBLE EMINATING FROM IT THAT SAYS “I HATE YOU POMMY CUNTS!!!!” ..... THEN IT WOULD BE EXCREMENTIALLY GENIUS!!!!
mister khan
you’re right. indeed, i could go the whole hog and have boris sucking margeret thatcher’s dick, but i really don’t feel safe having that sort of stuff on my hard drive.
Mummified
Poor Boris – he should have stuck to editing the Speccie. Much less painful.
lostboy13
looks like a form of time travel.