door flies open [JARRING CHORD] Cardinal Ximinez, Biggles & Fang enter NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANiSH INQUiSiTiON!!!
(read in an exaggerated John Cleese voice)
“In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisition”